Meatsmithing

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Meatsmithing is the art of combining two items to make weapons, accessories, pants, or other equipment. In order to smith items, you must first have a tenderizing hammer. This, and most other necessary components, can be bought from The Meatsmith.

Some equipment can only be smithed by players of certain classes, or with certain skills. Seal Clubbers use Super-Advanced Meatsmithing skills to make advanced weapons, and Turtle Tamers use Armorcraftiness to make advanced hats, pants, shields and shirts. Additionally, only members of a given class are allowed to construct that class's Legendary Epic Weapon.

Ascending under a Muscle zodiac sign allows access to Innabox, who will smith items for you at no adventure cost. Unfortunately, Super-Advanced Meatsmithing and Armorcraftiness are beyond his expertise.

Since September 24th, 2008, discovering 50, 100 and 150 unique meatsmithing recipes makes one eligible for, respectively, the Apprentice Meatsmacker, Journeyman Meatsmacker and Master Meatsmacker trophies.

Epic Equipment

Epic equipment is no longer created via Meat Pasting. For further details, see Epic Weapons and Legendary Epic Weapons.

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 1

Tier 1 meatsmithing is using a tenderizing hammer to smith a meat stack or dense meat stack with one of the following:

(Note: All of the following items can be bought at the The Meatsmith, with the exception of Sporks and Foons, which can be found in The Limerick Dungeon.)

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
Using a meat stack
helmet recipe helmet recipe	basic meat helmet basic meat helmet	40	5 Moxie	Muscle +1
pants kit pants kit	basic meat pants basic meat pants	40	5 Moxie	Moxie +1
skirt / kilt kit skirt / kilt kit	basic meat skirt basic meat skirt / basic meat kilt	40	5 Moxie	Moxie +1
sword hilt sword hilt	basic meat sword basic meat sword	20	5 Muscle	Muscle +1
big stick big stick	basic meat staff basic meat staff	20	5 Muscle	Mysticality +1
crossbow string crossbow string	basic meat crossbow basic meat crossbow	20	5 Moxie	Moxie +1
spork spork	basic meat spork basic meat spork	45	7 Mysticality	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +3
foon foon	basic meat foon basic meat foon	-	10 Mysticality	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3
Using a dense meat stack
sturdy sword hilt sturdy sword hilt	dense meat sword dense meat sword	60	15 Muscle	Muscle +3
bigger stick bigger stick	dense meat staff dense meat staff	60	15 Muscle	Mysticality +3
sinewy crossbow string sinewy crossbow string	dense meat crossbow dense meat crossbow	60	15 Moxie	Moxie +3

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 2

Tier 2 meatsmithing items are improved versions of the basic and dense meat equipment.

Improved Basic Meat Weapons

Meatsmithing	bubblewrap ore bubblewrap ore Stat +3 Offstat +2 Power: 60	cardboard ore cardboard ore Stat +3 Melee Damage +3 Power: 60	styrofoam ore styrofoam ore Stat +3 +3 to Monster Level Power: 60	dry noodles dry noodles Stat +3 Power: 40	ketchup ketchup or catsup Stat +2 Power: 50	stone of eXtreme power stone of eXtreme power Stat +7 Power: 60
basic meat sword basic meat sword Muscle +x	bubblewrap sword bubblewrap sword Moxie +2 (1H) Req: 15 Muscle	cardboard sword cardboard sword (1H) Req: 15 Muscle	styrofoam sword styrofoam sword (1H) Req: 15 Muscle	starchy sword starchy sword (1H) Req: 5 Muscle	dripping meat sword dripping meat sword (1H) Req: 10 Muscle	eXtreme meat sword eXtreme meat sword Req: 15 Muscle
basic meat staff basic meat staff Mysticality +x	bubblewrap staff bubblewrap staff Muscle +2 Req: 15 Muscle	cardboard staff cardboard staff Req: 15 Muscle	styrofoam staff styrofoam staff Req: 15 Muscle	starchy staff starchy staff Req: 5 Muscle	dripping meat staff dripping meat staff Req: 10 Muscle	eXtreme meat staff eXtreme meat staff Req: 15 Muscle
basic meat crossbow basic meat crossbow Moxie +x	bubblewrap crossbow bubblewrap crossbow Mysticality +2 Req: 15 Moxie	cardboard crossbow cardboard crossbow Req: 15 Moxie	styrofoam crossbow styrofoam crossbow Req: 15 Moxie	starchy crossbow starchy crossbow (1H) Req: 5 Moxie	dripping meat crossbow dripping meat crossbow Req: 10 Moxie	eXtreme meat crossbow eXtreme meat crossbow Req: 15 Moxie

Improved Dense Meat Weapons

Meatsmithing	scrumptious reagent scrumptious reagent Stat +4 Power: 80	secret blend of herbs and spices secret blend of herbs and spices Stat +5 Power: 70
dense meat sword dense meat sword Muscle +x	savory sword savory sword Req: 25 Muscle	Kentucky-fried meat sword Kentucky-fried meat sword Req: 20 Muscle
dense meat staff dense meat staff Mysticality +x	savory staff savory staff Req: 25 Muscle	Kentucky-fried meat staff Kentucky-fried meat staff Req: 20 Muscle
dense meat crossbow dense meat crossbow Moxie +x	savory crossbow savory crossbow Req: 25 Moxie	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow Kentucky-fried meat crossbow Req: 20 Moxie

Improved Foons

All improved foons are off-hand items.

Meatsmithing	cold powder +8 Damage to Cold Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	hot powder +8 Damage to Hot Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	sleaze powder +8 Damage to Sleaze Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	spooky powder +8 Damage to Spooky Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	stench powder +8 Damage to Stench Spells Req: 10 Mysticality
basic meat foon basic meat foon Mysticality +3	foon of frigidity foon of frigidity	foon of fulmination foon of fulmination	foon of fleshiness foon of fleshiness	foon of fearfulness foon of fearfulness	foon of foulness foon of foulness

Improved Helmets

Combine a basic meat helmet basic meat helmet with one of the following components to get an improved helmet:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
white snake skin white snake skin	meat cowboy hat meat cowboy hat	40	5 Moxie	Muscle +3
tassel tassel	basic meat fez basic meat fez	45	7 Moxie	Moxie +2 Mysticality +1
raspberry raspberry	raspberry beret raspberry beret	50	10 Moxie	So-So Hot Resistance
clown skin clown skin	clown wig clown wig	50	10 Muscle	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3
bar skin bar skin	barskin hat barskin hat	55	12 Moxie	Muscle +1
ketchup ketchup or catsup	meatloaf helmet meatloaf helmet	55	12 Moxie	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +1
dope gangsta bling-bling dope gangsta bling-bling	pimpin' meat hat pimpin' meat hat	55	12 Moxie	Muscle +2 Moxie +2
demon skin demon skin	demon-horned hat demon-horned hat	70	20 Moxie	Moxie +4
ram horns ram horns	enchantlers enchantlers	115	42 Moxie	+10 Damage to Hot Spells

The basic meat fez basic meat fez can be further improved:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
teeny-tiny ninja stars teeny-tiny ninja stars	sequined fez sequined fez	80	25 Moxie	Moxie +3
facsimile dictionary facsimile dictionary	fez of etymology fez of etymology	120	45 Moxie	Moxie +7

Improved Pants, Kilts and Skirts

Meatsmithing	really really sticky spider web really really sticky spider web Req: 7 Moxie Power: 45 Moxie +3
basic meat pants basic meat pants	sticky meat pants sticky meat pants
basic meat skirt basic meat skirt	sticky meat skirt sticky meat skirt
basic meat kilt basic meat kilt	sticky meat kilt sticky meat kilt

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 3

All tier 2 improved basic meat weapons can be further enhanced with the following items to create weapons with even more capabilities.

Meatsmithing	Cardboard Stat +3 Melee Damage +3	Bubblewrap Stat +3 secondary stat +2	Styrofoam Stat +3 Monster Level +3	Dripping meat Stat +2	Starchy Stat +3	Savory Stat +4	Kentucky-fried Stat +5
Sword Muscle +x	hot powder hot powder makes flaming cardboard sword flaming cardboard sword +3 Hot Damage (1H)	long skinny balloon long skinny balloon makes sword of static sword of static Moxie +2 Regenerate 2-4 MP/adventure (1H)	cold powder cold powder makes Frost™ brand sword Frost™ brand sword +3 Cold Damage (1H)	forest tears forest tears makes muculent machete muculent machete +5% Meat from Monsters (1H)	spices spices makes pestoblade pestoblade +3 Stench Damage (1H)	Tasty Fun Good rice candy Tasty Fun Good rice candy makes Super Magic Power Sword X Super Magic Power Sword X +20% Combat Initiative 2x chance of Critical Hit (1H)	hot wing hot wing makes buffalo blade buffalo blade +3 Hot Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
Staff Mysticality +x	pine tar pine tar makes flypaper staff flypaper staff +3 Spooky Damage	baseball baseball makes wiffle-flail wiffle-flail Muscle +2 +20% Combat Initiative	sonar-in-a-biscuit sonar-in-a-biscuit makes squeaky staff squeaky staff +3 Monster Level (for +6 total)	sleaze powder sleaze powder makes glistening staff glistening staff +3 Sleaze Damage	poutine poutine makes poutine pole poutine pole +3 Sleaze Damage	wad of tofu wad of tofu makes soylent staff soylent staff Spell Damage +10	goat cheese goat cheese makes giant cheesestick giant cheesestick +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Crossbow Moxie +x	White Citadel burger White Citadel burger makes grease gun grease gun +3 Sleaze Damage (1H)	dope gangsta bling-bling dope gangsta bling-bling makes bubble bauble bow bubble bauble bow Mysticality +2 +5% Item Drops from Monsters	razor-sharp can lid razor-sharp can lid makes can cannon can cannon Melee Damage +3	meat engine meat engine makes repeating crossbow repeating crossbow 3x chance of Critical Hit	bowl of cottage cheese bowl of cottage cheese makes curdflinger curdflinger Successful hit weakens opponent (1H)	ghuol guolash ghuol guolash makes goulauncher goulauncher +5 Spooky Damage	t8r tots t8r tots makes potato pistol potato pistol +5 Sleaze Damage (1H)

Meatless Smithing

Some items can be smithed without Meat or advanced smithing skills.

Component 1	Component 2	Product	Type	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
pants kit pants kit	bar skin bar skin	barskin loincloth barskin loincloth	Pants	25	none	Muscle +1
big red clown nose big red clown nose	clown skin clown skin	clownskin belt clownskin belt	Accessory	n/a	10 Muscle	Maximum MP +15
pants kit pants kit	demon skin demon skin	demonskin trousers demonskin trousers	Pants	70	20 Moxie	So-So Hot Resistance
icy katana hilt icy katana hilt	hot katana blade hot katana blade	icy-hot katana icy-hot katana	Weapon	90	30 Muscle	+3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
pants kit pants kit	white snake skin white snake skin	tighty whiteys tighty whiteys	Pants	40	5 Moxie	So-So Spooky Resistance
ram horns ram horns	ram stick ram stick	ram-battering staff ram-battering staff	Weapon	135	52 Muscle	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Moxie +5
soup turtle soup turtle	soup turtle soup turtle	soup-chucks soup-chucks	Weapon	15	none	+2 Hot Damage
dueling turtle dueling turtle	banjo strings banjo strings	dueling banjo dueling banjo	Weapon	40	5 Moxie	Muscle +4 +5 to Monster Level

Crimbo Duds Outfit

Smith wrapping paper wrapping paper with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt sword hilt	Crimbo sword Crimbo sword	100	Muscle 35	Melee Damage +5
helmet recipe helmet recipe	Crimbo hat Crimbo hat	100	Moxie 35	Slight Spooky Resistance
pants kit pants kit	Crimbo pants Crimbo pants	100	Moxie 35	Combat Initiative +30%

Bow Tux Outfit

Smith a bow bow with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
big stick big stick	bow staff bow staff	100	Muscle 35	Mysticality +5 Melee Damage +3
helmet recipe helmet recipe	bowler bowler	100	Moxie 35	Muscle +5
pants kit pants kit	bowlegged pants bowlegged pants	100	Moxie 35	Moxie +5

Time Trappings Outfit

Smith petrified time petrified time with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt sword hilt	time sword time sword	100	Muscle 35	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
helmet recipe helmet recipe	time helmet time helmet	100	Moxie 35	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
pants kit pants kit	time trousers time trousers	100	Moxie 35	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped

Grass Guise Outfit

Smith fake plastic grass fake plastic grass with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt sword hilt	grass blade grass blade	80	Muscle 25	Melee Damage +5
helmet recipe helmet recipe	grass hat grass hat	80	Moxie 25	Maximum MP +10
skirt / kilt kit skirt / kilt kit	grass skirt grass skirt	80	Moxie 25	Moxie +5

Tropical Crimbo Duds Outfit

Smith tropical wrapping paper tropical wrapping paper with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt sword hilt	Tropical Crimbo Sword Tropical Crimbo Sword	100	Muscle 35	Melee Damage +5
helmet recipe helmet recipe	Tropical Crimbo Hat Tropical Crimbo Hat	100	Moxie 35	Slight Spooky Resistance
pants kit pants kit	Tropical Crimbo Shorts Tropical Crimbo Shorts	100	Moxie 35	Combat Initiative +30%