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Here's a list of everything in the game that increases the Meat drop rate from monsters. To see various maximum levels of meat drops, see Maximizing Your Meat Drops.

Keep in mind that well-equipped item farmer can usually do better than a Meat farmer by farming for high-priced items and selling them at the mall.

If you have multiple percentage increases active at the same time, the percentages are added together. For example, if a player has a 20 lb. leprechaun (100%), Polka of Plenty (50%), and Expert Panhandling (10%) active, then Meat drops will be increased by 100+50+10 = 160%. A monster that normally drops about 100 Meat would then drop about 260 Meat.

When the Meat drop rate is increased using the items listed on this page, the Meat drops from monsters will no longer fall in a continuous range. This is caused by the unbuffed Meat drop being calculated first, followed by the Meat drop bonus being applied. Any decimals are then rounded down to achieve an integer value for the Meat drop. For example, if +160% Meat drops are applied to a monster that normally drops 7-9 Meat, only three Meat drops will be encountered: 18, 20, and 23.

The first table lists known, percentage modifiers. The second table lists a small number of special Meat-gaining effects. The last recaps gains from familiars, which are more completely listed at Familiars by type.

Contents


Meat Drop Modifiers

Source Source Type Extra
Meat
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
Braaaaaains Adventure 200% 10 turns   Bad Moon
Sinuses For Miles Item 200% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
Ask the hobo to tell you a joke Skill 100% 1 turn None/
Item Loss
200 Mys+200 Mox/
None
Enabled from Summon hobo underling or using a dinged-up triangle
Cravin' for a Ravin' Adventure 100% 5 turns   None Obtained on Path of the Mole
Low on the Hog Item 100% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Fullness
None Obtained from tempura cauliflower
Preternatural Greed Summoning Chamber 100% 30 Turns Item Loss None  
Carrion' On Item 60% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Obtained from glimmering buzzard feather
Braaains Adventure 50% 10 turns   Bad Moon
Egg-stortionary Tactics Item 50% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Obtained from black paisley oyster egg, black polka-dot oyster egg, black striped oyster egg
Red Tongue Item 50% 20 Turns Item Loss None Obtained from red snowcone
Greed Passive Skill 50% Always   Bad Moon -15% Items from Monsters
lucky Tam O'Shanter Familiar Equipment 50% Always   None Cannot equip in Hardcore
lucky Tam O'Shatner Familiar Equipment 50% Always   None Cannot equip in Hardcore
Polka of Plenty AT Buff Skill 50% 5-15 turns 7 MP None  
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (effect) AT Buff 50% 5-15 turns 50 MP Level 15
Hella Smooth Styx Pixie Buff 40% 10 turns   Bad Moon
Mayflower bouquet Familiar Equipment 40% Always   None
Winklered Mysterious Island Arena 40% 20 Turns   None  
Black Tongue Item 30% 20 Turns Item Loss None
  • Obtained from black snowcone
  • With Leprechaun-type familiars, acts as more than +30% due to familiar weight bonus.
  • Also gives all other snowcone effects.
Can't Be a Chooser Item 30% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from begpwnia
Disco Nirvana Disco Combos 30% 1 turn   None  
Flashing Eyes Item 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
None Obtained from white Xanadian
Grimacite gauntlets Accessory 30% Always   15 Mys
Night Vision Adventure 30% 5 turns 1 Adv, Item Loss None
Origami pasties Shirt 30% Always   Torso Awaregness
  • Febuary 2008 Mr. Store item
  • May not equip in hardcore
Wasabi Sinuses Item 30% 10 turns Item Loss None
Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling Item 30% 20 Turns Item Loss None Obtained from pink-frosted astral cupcake
Coily™ Weapon (2H) 25% Always   200 Mox
Grimacite galoshes Accessory 25% Always   17 Mys
incredibly dense meat gem Accessory 25% Always   None
poodle skirt Pants 25% Always   200 Mox
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker Item 25% 20 combat turns Item Loss   Must be attached to a scratch 'n' sniff sword or scratch 'n' sniff crossbow. Limit of 3 may be attached.
Blackberry Politeness Item 20% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Obtained from blackberry polite
duct tape shirt Shirt 20% Always   82 Mus, Torso Awaregness Moxie +9
Heart of Pink Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None
Make Meat FA$T! Clan Buff 20% 5-15 turns 400-900 Meat per member None  
natty blue ascot Accessory 20% Always   10 Mys  
navel ring of navel gazing Accessory 20% Always   None
Nimble Fingers DB Passive Skill 20% Always   None  
stainless steel slacks Pants 20% Always   30 Mox
Sticky Fingers Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from bag of Cheat-Os
Swimming with Sharks Item 20% 15 turns Item Loss None
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip Accessory 15% Always   10 Mys May not equip more than one
bobble-hip hula elf doll Off-Hand Item 15% Always   5 Mys All Attributes +5
bottle-rocket crossbow Weapon (1H) 15% Always   None
evil flaming eyeball pendant Accessory 15% Always   None
ice skates Accessory 15% Always   None
cup of infinite pencils Off-Hand Item 15% Always   175 Mus
  • Intrinsic Effect: Never runs out of pencils!:
    • Causes 25-30 damage every round of combat
ancient turtle shell helmet Hat 10% Always   2 Mox
meatspout staff Weapon (2H) 15% Always   45 Mus
pulled porquoise pendant Accessory 15% Always   40 Mys
  • Moxie +10
  • May not equip more than one
Radio KoL Bottle Opener Accessory 15% Always   None Radio prize
Spooky Putty leotard Pants 15% Always   None Combat Initiative +15%
Order of the Silver Wossname Accessory 11% Always   85 Mys
bewitching boots Accessory 10% Always   65 Mys  
bitter bowtie Accessory 10% Always   65 Mox Slight Cold Resistance
booty chest charrrm bracelet Accessory 10% Always   80 Mys May not equip more than one
brazen bracelet Accessory 10% Always   65 Mus Slight Sleaze Resistance
Cranberry Cordiality Item 10% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Obtained from cranberry cordial
cyber-mattock Weapon (2H) 10% Always   65 Mus
Expert Panhandling S Passive Skill 10% Always   None  
fish bazooka Weapon (2H) 10% Always   85 Mox
  • Moxie +5%
  • Does extra damage on critical hit
Gnefarious Pickpocketing Passive Skill from Fragnk 10% Always   None  
Livin' Large An Old-Timey Radio 10% 10 turns   None  
Material Witness A Jukebox 10% 10 turns   None Obtained by listening to Material Orc
mayfly bait necklace Accessory 10% Always   None
porquoise necklace Accessory 10% Always   10 Mys
  • Moxie +4
  • May not equip more than one
ratskin belt Accessory 10% Always   75 Mys
  • Moxie +8
  • May not equip more than one
Shagadelic Disco Banjo Weapon (2H) 10% Always   15 Mox
Thrift and Grift Passive Skill 10% Always   None  
toy crazy train Accessory 10% Always   15 Mys May not equip more than one
toy maglev monorail Accessory 10% Always   15 Mys May not equip more than one
toy train Accessory 10% Always   15 Mys May not equip more than one
Ye Olde Navy Fleece Shirt 10% Always   35 Mus, Torso Awaregness  
acoustic guitarrr Weapon (2H) 8% Always   55 Mox  
lucky rabbit's foot Accessory 7% Always   15 Mys +7% Items from Monsters
Je Ne Sais Porquoise Item 6% 5-50 turns Item Loss None
tiny plastic hermit Accessory 6% Always   None  
7-ball Off-Hand Item 5% Always   None  
muculent machete Weapon (1H) 5% Always   15 Mus Muscle +2
tip jar Off-Hand Item 5% Always   52 Mys  
Tuesday's ruby Off-Hand Item 5% Always   45 Mys
world's smallest violin Weapon (1H) 5% Always   60 Mox
box-in-the-box-in-the-box Off-Hand Item 3% Always   None  
penguin whip Weapon (1H) 3% Always   None  
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth Accessory 3% Always   None  
tiny plastic fat stack of cash Accessory 3% Always   None  
tiny plastic the Man Accessory 3% Always   None  
white collar Accessory 3% Always   None Moxie +1
box-in-the-box Off-Hand Item 2% Always   None  
box Off-Hand Item 1% Always   None  
Envy Passive Skill -15% Always   Bad Moon +30% Items from Monsters
Big Veiny Brain Item -20% 10 turns Item loss  
Peeled Eyeballs Item -20% 10 turns Item Loss None

Special

Aside from the special modifiers listed below, be aware that there are special penalties (and ways to nullify penalties) for underwater adventuring.

Source Source Type Extra
Meat
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
meat vortex Combat Item Varies Instant Item Loss None
  • <= monster's base Meat drop.
  • Use from inventory causes a loss of Meat.
ant hoe Familiar equipment +10-15 Always   None Deals 10-12 sleaze damage in combat
ant pick Familiar equipment +10-15 Always   None Deals 10-12 cold damage in combat
ant pitchfork Familiar equipment +10-15 Always   None Deals 10-12 stench damage in combat
ant rake Familiar equipment +10-15 Always   None Deals 10-12 hot damage in combat
ant sickle Familiar equipment +10-15 Always   None Deals 10-12 spooky damage in combat
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket Shirt 1-3% Always   50 Mus, Torso Awaregness
  • Effect magnitude is believed to be randomized per player per ascension
  • Also has several other effects...see item entry
Emotion Sickness Item Varies 5/50 turns Item Loss, 1/3 Spleen None
fishy wand Familiar Equipment Varies Always   None
Hodgman's imaginary hamster Off-Hand Item Varies Always   200 Mys
Hodgman's garbage sticker Off-Hand Item Varies Always   200 Mox Converts Hobo Power to Meat drops, in a 1:1% ratio
Mer-kin hookspear Weapon (1H) Varies Always   85 Mus
Sweet Heart Item Varies 5 Turns Item Loss None
The Packrat moon sign 2.5% Always   None The bonus is 10% applied to base Meat drops, firing about 25% of the time. Meat drop modifiers act on top of this bonus.
Lasagmbie combat ghosts Varies 10 summons per day   None The bonus is 100% + 10% x its level.
The Sea Location -25% - -200% Always   None Penalty depends upon pressure.

Familiars

There are a number of familiars that gain Meat during combat. Typically, familiar gains increase as the weight of the familiar increases. The maximum normal weight a familiar can attain is 20 pounds; this can be augmented via Familiar Weight modifiers.

A full listing of familiars that increase or produce Meat is maintained in two sections of the familiars article. Briefly, Meat-gaining familiars are can be subdivided into various classes:

  • Leprechaun Types: The Leprechaun is probably the most commonly used. The Leprechaun quickly increases to a bonus of 100% at 20 pounds, with each additional pound giving diminishing returns, typically 3.0-3.5%. These familiars can all equip the lucky Tam O'Shanter/lucky Tam O'Shatner which gives a +50% Meat bonus instead of the +5 pounds that standard equipment gives. The Meat gains from these familiars is shown below in the Leprechaun Familiars column. The Hobo Monkey is a "super leprechaun," acting as if it were a leprechaun of 1.25 times the monkey's effective weight.
  • Cocoabo Familiars: The Cocoabo will occasionally find a decent amount of Meat, as will the Feather Boa Constrictor, which has a slightly better Meat-producing formula than the Cocoabo. Both of these familiars have a variety of other behaviors as well. The Meat gain for the Cocoabo is shown below.
  • Hanukkimbo Dreidl: The Hanukkimbo Dreidl will sometimes give you a small amount of Meat (and has other behaviors as well). The Meat gain ranges from 1 Meat to 3 times its weight.
  • Fuzzy Dice: The Fuzzy Dice sometimes (if it rolls a 10) gives you 10 Meat, regardless of its weight. This familiar should be viewed as a negligible source of Meat as it averages less than 1 Meat per turn. It is not included in the table below.
  • Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot familiar will occasionally produce a couple of hundred Meat during combat, in addition to other functions.
  • Fire ant tools: The swarm of fire ants sometimes drops an ant tool that you can equip to any familiar. The ant rake, ant hoe, ant pitchfork, ant pick and ant sickle all increase the amount of Meat a monster drops by 10-15 Meat. These items don't increase the Meat from monsters without a Meat drop at all.

NPZR Nerf: In order to cut down on the exploitation of the NPZR's Meat-producing mechanic, both the NPZR and Cocoabo were adjusted, and no longer produce Meat from round 10 and after.

Familiar
Weight
Hobo Monkey Leprechaun-Type
Familiars
Cocoabo
Familiar
Dreidl
Familiar
NPZR
Familiar
73 lbs 318.19% 266.73% 222-380 1-219 331-562
68 lbs 300.75% 252.31% 207-355 1-204 309-525
65 lbs 290.2% 243.58% 198-340 1-195 295-502
60 lbs 272.45% 228.89% 183-315 1-180 273-465
55 lbs 254.48% 214% 168-290 1-165 250-427
50 lbs 236.26% 198.88% 153-265 1-150 228-390
45 lbs 217.74% 183.5% 138-240 1-135 205-352
40 lbs 198.88% 167.81% 123-215 1-120 183-315
35 lbs 179.61% 151.75% 108-190 1-105 160-277
30 lbs 159.83% 135.24% 93-165 1-90 138-240
25 lbs 139.42% 118.16% 78-140 1-75 115-202
20 lbs 118.16% 100.33% 63-115 1-60 93-165
15 lbs 95.73% 81.45% 48-90 1-45 70-127
10 lbs 71.44% 60.9% 33-65 1-30 48-90
5 lbs 43.58% 37.17% 18-40 1-15 25-52
1 lb 13.08% 10.83% 6-20 1-3 7-22


Dressing Up
Maximizing

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init · DA · DR · Res
FightStats· ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen · Adv

Modifiers

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init · DA · DR · Res
FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen · Adv


PrismDmg · RDmg · Crit · SCrit · Fumb · Stun · Passive Dmg
Fam Wt · MP Cost · Spell Elts · Combat% · Hobo · PvP

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