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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Hotstuff: This was actually a quite widespread typo (I blame Riff!).
Hotstuff: That was a bug, which I finally tracked down and squashed! Sorry it took so long.
Jick: Packing Up the Rest of Your Stuff on the Last Day at Your Old Apartment
Jick: Pending, might not appear at all!
Hotstuff: I need to make a list of things to do once we ship West of Loathing, cause this sounds like it should go on it...

Today's Featured Article:

The Terrified Eagle Inn

Hail and well met, weary traveler. Stay a while here at The Terrified Eagle Inn, but go no further! Do not approach Dreadsylvania if you value your life! You'll never make it through the woods on your own, and the only fool who's fool enough to take you through the village and to the castle is three sheets to the wind - and that's just not enough sheets!

The last group said they had it all figured out - that they made a map and could "get rid of" some of the ghosts and monsters and miscellaneous dead things (their words) that were waiting for 'em, all so they could take the hideous things that run the place... and make 'em madder? Madness!

Now, relax, and have some cocoa. That'll be one Freddy Kruegerand. You don't have any? Well then either go home and play in your basement or get into Dreadsylvania and get some!

Today in KoL History:

2009: We've added a fiendishly easy quest followed by a fiendishly difficult puzzle. You can get to it in your Guild after you've done the White Citadel Quest and have a main stat of at least 100 -- talk to Paco for details. Direct any and all complaints to Riff, player #27048.

2009: People with multiple Custom Titles now have the option to have one randomly selected each time they log in.

2006: You can now remove multiple entries at once from your contact and ignore lists using the "Manage your contact/ignore lists" link in the account menu. Additionally, these lists are now compatible with the right-click menu.

2006: The >> player link syntax also now works in KMail. Now, can we please be a little more mature about the new feature than we were when it first rolled out?

2005: Sorry about the extra-long rollover tonight. I'm a dumbass, and I scheduled a backup (a process that requires a certain amount of babysitting) and then forgot that I had scheduled it, so everything ground to a halt. I'll try to be more careful in the future.

2004: I've made some changes to the way food and booze work. See my post in the forums for details.

In other news, Tuesday is here -- did you bring your coat?

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