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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Hotstuff: Thanks a bunch to everyone who's been helping generate buzz for WoL. It really feels like a ton of people are talking about it! Y'all rock!  :)
Jick: Meow Wolf: https://meowwolf.com/
Hotstuff: Thanks for the bug reports and impressions about game balance. We'll definitely tweak things over the next couple of weeks to try and make things better!
Hotstuff: Holy crap is there a lot of text in this game.

Today's Featured Article:

Get on board!

As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes!

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for

types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small.

Elemental International Airport

Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit.

Once there, you can deal with the locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money.

Pen-Pal

Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel.



So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you!

Today in KoL History:

2007: A few new low-end food and booze items now drop in the Haunted Kitchen.

2007: There's now an adventure in the Arid, Extra-Dry Desert (Unhydrated) that will give you a hippy outfit if you're stuck in the level 12 quest with no uniform.

2005: There are a couple of new T-shirt designs available in the Store of Loathing. Stylish!

2005: A new adventure was added to the Dungeons of Doom.

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