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Today's Featured Article:

Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery

Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery is a shop located in the guild for Mysticality classes, The League of Chef-Magi. Here, Pastamancers and Saucerors can find much-needed refreshment and obtain important cooking ingredients. Gouda also has a small library of mystical cookbooks, giving spell-slinging players the edge against monsters with elemental weaknesses.

Rumors that Gouda traffics with Hurdy-Gurdy Hooligans are almost definitely untrue and should not be repeated. Learn more about Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery.

Today in KoL History:

2006: A few new shirt drops have been added, for those players aware of their torsos. Plantman knows where the plants will grow.

Also, the Crackpot Mystic now has a "make as many as possible" option for the items he crafts. There should no longer be anything to whine about regarding the Crackpot Mystic.

2006: The problem with clan whitelist ranks and titles mysteriously disappearing should now be fixed.

2005: You can now add more than one item at a time to your clan stash. Thanks, Xenophobe!

2005: Some of the starting items (seal tooth, scroll of turtle summoning, spices, and disco ball) have had their purposes changed in a very minor way.

2004: Due to the potential for multi abuse, Mall store purchases no longer add to the store's advertising budget. The only way to increase your ad budget now is to directly contribute Meat to it.

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