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Today's Featured Article:

Get on board!

As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes!

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for

types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small.

Elemental International Airport

Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit.

Once there, you can deal with the locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money.


Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel.

So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you!

Today in KoL History:

2010: The Knight's Armor and Fancy Tux outfits should now have Trick-or-Treat candy. Sorry 'bout that.

2009: A new item has been added to the Dungeons of Doom ring zap group, in honor of this run.

2008: That bug I said I fixed on the 24th? Well, today I ACTUALLY fixed it.

2006: A comet appeared in the top pane.

2005: People who own Mall stores now get access to a new chat channel, called /foodcourt. This channel would be a good place to do some of the socializing that's currently done in /trade (hint, hint.)

2005: The shout filter has been disabled in /clan.

2004: The Policies have been updated.

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