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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Jick: Coffee cup topology:
Jick: The Disaster Artist:
Hotstuff: This week's assignment is Hitman ( (the 2016 version), which apparently has a GOTY edition and is re-running all their old "elusive targets".

Today's Featured Article:

Uncle Crimbo

Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by aliens, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, ruining the environment, playing with robots, being one with your fellow man, and cleaning your... hat. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it?

Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow!

Today in KoL History:

2009: The Pastamancer and Sauceror Crimbo spells should now be dealing with bonus spell damage properly.

2008: Fixed a bug that got introduced into the sushi system yesterday that was causing nigiri to take up more fullness than it should've.

2008: The campground has been cleaned up a little bit. No more unsightly extra column!

2006: The way the stat day calculation works has been changed slightly. It no longer always rounds up. There is no longer any advantage to using 200 Meat at a time in the Hall of Legends, so please stop doing that.

2006: Most familiar actions during fights are now accompanied by a little picture of the familiar.

2004: Now that the PvP rankings have had some time to work themselves out, I've made a slight change to the limits on selecting PvP targets. As of now, you cannot attack anyone ranked more than 50 points below you, that being the point at which you wouldn't get any rank points for winning, anyway.

The upper limit has been removed completely -- you can attack anybody more powerful than you, regardless of how much more powerful they are.

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