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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Jick: Games discussed:
CDMoyer: And it's not a real thing, either.  ;)
Jick: Tall Jumpin' Slidin' Whip Lady
Jick: Next assignment is PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Jick: Assignment is Assault Android Cactus

Today's Featured Article:


This is the council that runs the Kingdom of Loathing, waiting for a brave adventurer that will free King Ralph XI. The council gives the adventurers different quests and eventually will ask them to free the king. Apart from regular quests that involves cleaning the kindom, you may also get additional quests.

Get ordered around by The Council of Loathing here.

Today in KoL History:

2010: Rollover tonight (Wednesday) will be extra long, because we have to do some database maintenance. We expect it to take about 3 hours, so... let's say... 5 hours?

2008: A bug with the CLEESH skill that caused the first action against the CLEESHee to result in thumb-twiddling has been fixed.

2006: It's random interface upgrade time! A new feature called "Quick Skills" was added. You can enable it in your account menu. Quick Skills allows you to use your skills and buffs and MP restorers in a small form on the top part of the screen, allowing you to quickly replenish your MP and effects without having to go to the skills page. This feature uses some pretty fancy Javascript, and it may not work in all browsers. (Internet Explorer and Firefox work fine; other browsers may choke.)

The MP restorers form may, in the future, be expanded to allow you to use any multiusable item, if enough people think it's a good idea. Look for it some time in the future.

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