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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
CDMoyer: That seems like a bug that'll probably be fixed by rollover.
CDMoyer: I bet some lazy developer forgot to push something.
CDMoyer: It's like any modern comic book movie. Half the monorail progress for the day is destroyed when one of you is thrown forcefully through a pylon.
CDMoyer: I believe there will be no podcast of loathing this week, do to illness.

Today's Featured Article:

Chest full of sweet loot

Between learning new skills, buying new equipment, restoring HP and MP, keeping buffs running, and especially splurging on food and booze, being an adventurer is an expensive proposition! Fortunately, there are plenty of money-making opportunities available to citizens of the Kingdom of Loathing. The Cobb's Knob Treasury is always full of Meat, and the goblins are notoriously easy to fool. Those with a "meaty thumb" can harvest the orchids, bushes, and trees sometimes found in a Clan Rumpus Room. Of course, if you're not above that sort of thing, you can just beat up monsters and take their Meat.

For more suggestions regarding how to keep your books in the black, check out Basic Farming.

Today in KoL History:

2006: There were some inaccuracies in the descriptions of some of the pieces of clan furniture (the Meat-giving ones.) These inaccuracies have been accurated.

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