Locations

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Locations
Locations	Seaside Town	The Campground	The Big Mountains	Locations
	An Old Man (and the Sea)	The Nearby Plains	Lair of The Naughty Sorceress
	Desert Beach	The Distant Woods	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
Locations

The following is a list of locations in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Seaside Town

• Wrong Side of the Tracks
  • A Secretive Mason (formerly)
  • Empty lot
  • The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
    • Lefty, the Trainer
    • Izzy the Lizard
    • The Shadowy Store
    • Shifty, the Thief Chief
    • Nash Crosby's Still
    • Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit
    • Stradella, the Accordion Thief
  • Uncle P's Antiques
  • The Casino
    • Goat Party Slot
    • Pirate Party Slot
    • Lemon Party Slot
    • The Roulette Tables
    • The Poker Room
    • Money Making Game
    • John Wilke's Booth
  • The Graffiti Wall
  • The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack
  • The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist
  • A Suspicious-Looking Guy
  • The Sleazy Back Alley
• Right Side of the Tracks
  • The Untinker's Cottage
  • Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage
  • The Raffle House (formerly The LAAAAME Observatory)
  • The Gourd Tower
  • The Altar of Literacy
  • The Brotherhood of the Smackdown
    • Torg, the Trainer
    • Olaf the Janitor
    • The Smacketeria
    • Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
    • The Malus of Forethought
    • Grignr, the Seal Clubber
    • Terri, the Turtle Tamer
  • The League of Chef-Magi
    • Brie, the Trainer
    • Blaine
    • Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery
    • Rodoric, the Staffcrafter
    • Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
    • The Wok of Ages
    • Asiago, the Pastamancer
    • Edam, the Sauceror
  • The Cannon Museum
  • The Haunted Pantry
    • Spookyraven Manor
      • The Haunted Billiards Room
      • The Haunted Conservatory
      • The Haunted Gallery
      • The Haunted Kitchen
      • The Haunted Library
      • The Haunted Pantry
        • Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor
          • The Haunted Ballroom
          • The Haunted Bathroom
          • The Haunted Bedroom
        • Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar
          • Wine Racks
          • Summoning Chamber
• The Hall of Records
• The Mall of Loathing
• The Council of Loathing
• The Clan District / Clan Hall
  • Clan Basement
    • The Old Sewers / A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
      • Hobopolis
        • Richard's Redoubt
        • Hobopolis Town Square
        • Burnbarrel Blvd.
        • Exposure Esplanade
        • The Heap
        • The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
        • The Purple Light District
    • The Slime Tube
      • The Bucket
      • The Slime Tube
• The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons
  • The Haiku Dungeon
  • The Daily Dungeon
  • The Limerick Dungeon
  • The Enormous Greater-Than Sign
    • The Dungeons of Doom
• Market Square
  • The Flea Market
  • Mr. Store
  • The Meatsmith
  • The Armory and Leggery
  • The Gigantic Superfluous Fountain
  • Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  • The Bugbear Bakery
  • Trophy Hut
  • The Traveling Trader (formerly)
  • The Gift Shop
  • The Market
  • The Sewer
• Little Canadia
  • Little Canadia Jewelers
  • Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
  • Camp Logging Camp
  • Chez Snootée
  • The Institute for Canadian Studies
  • The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device
• A Temporal Rift (inaccessible)
  • Seaside Town, 28 Days Later
    • Market Square, 28 Days Later
    • The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
    • Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
    • The Hall of Braaaaains

The Campground

• Housing
  • The Ground
  • Newbiesport™ Tent
  • Barskin Tent
  • Cottage
  • House
  • Sandcastle
  • House of Twigs and Spit
  • Hobo Fortress
• A Telescope
• Pagoda
• Your Colossal Closet
• Trophy Case
• A Shimmering Portal
• Bartender-in-the-box / Clockwork Bartender-in-the-box
• Chef-in-the-box / Clockwork Chef-in-the-box
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
• Quest Log
• Meat Maid / Clockwork Maid
• Spooky Scarecrow
• Meat Golem
• Magical Mystical Hippy Stone
• pretty bouquets
• white picket fences
• barbed-wire fences
• Advent Calendar (2005, 2006, 2007, 2008)

The Big Mountains

• Mt. Molehill
• Mt. Noob
  • The Toot Oriole
  • Noob Cave
  • The Dire Warren
• The Orc Chasm
  • The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
• The Barrel full of Barrels
• Crimbo Town (Crimbo 2005)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory
• Crimbo Rock (Crimboween 2006)
  • Simple Tool-Making Cave
  • Toy-Making Cave
  • Eating Cave
• Crimbo Town (Crimboween 2006)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home or Linnea's Monster Truck
  • The Crimboween Spooky Cafe
  • The Spooky Fright Factory
• Crimborg Collective (Crimboween 2006)
  • Uncle Crimborg's Hive
  • Crimborg Nutrition Station
  • The Crimborg Collective Factory
• Crimbo Town (Crimbo 2007)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory
  • A Sinister Dodecahedron
• Crimbo Town (Crimbo 2008)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Fallout Shelter
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory
  • Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory
• Mt. McLargeHuge
  • The Icy Peak
  • Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  • The eXtreme Slope
  • The L33t Tr4pz0r's C4b1n
  • The Goatlet
  • Itznotyerzitz Mine
  • A Temporal Rift (inaccessible)
    • The Icy Peak in The Recent Past
• The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave
• The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old
• The Hermitage

An Old Man (and the Sea)

• An Old Man
• The Sea
  • The Briny Deeps
  • The Brinier Deepers
  • The Briniest Deepests
  • The Sea Floor
    • An Octopus's Garden
    • The Sea Monkee Castle
    • The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
    • Madness Reef
    • The Marinara Trench

The Nearby Plains

• Cobb's Knob
  • Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  • Kitchens
  • Treasury
  • Harem
  • King's Chamber
  • Cobb's Knob Laboratory
    • The Knob Shaft
    • Laboratory
    • Menagerie Level 1
    • Menagerie Level 2
    • Menagerie Level 3
• The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower (formerly Fernswarthy's Tower)
  • The Basement
  • Tower Ruins
• The Cake-Shaped Arena
• Degrassi Knoll
  • Inside Degrassi Knoll
    • The Plunger
    • The Bakery
    • The Gym
    • General Store
    • Mayor Zapruder
    • Innabox
    • Mushroom Fields
• The "Fun" House
• The Misspelled Cemetary
• The Cyrpt
  • The Haert of the Cyrpt
  • The Defiled Alcove
  • The Defiled Niche
  • The Defiled Nook
  • The Defiled Cranny
• The Palindome
• Scorch
• The Bat Hole
  • Entryway
  • Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  • Guano Junction
  • Beanbat Chamber
  • The Boss Bat's Lair
• The Spectral Pickle Factory (on very rare occasions)
• The Beanstalk
  • The Hole in the Sky
  • The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
  • The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
• A Temporal Rift (accessible levels 4-5 when given during The Wizard of Ego quest)
  • The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past
    • Cobb's Lump
    • Fernswarthy's Hut
    • Susie's Cupcake Stand
    • Degrassi Book Depository
    • Clown Rock
    • The Cemetery
    • A Battlefield
    • The Bat Divot
    • The Perfectly Ordinary Pickle Factory

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress

• The Entrance Cavern (1)
• The Entrance Cavern (2)
  • A Perplexing Door
  • A Perplexing Odor
  • The Stone Mariachis
• The Hedge Maze
• The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
• The Sorceress' Chamber
  • Beyond the Pale
    • Contemplate The Infinite
    • Chat With Your Ancestors
    • Play Cards With Famous Dead Guys
    • Eat Something
    • The Valhalladay Inn

Desert Beach

• The Grim Grimacite Site
• The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp
  • Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome
  • The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery
  • Thugnderdome
  • Gnirf, the World's Sneakiest Gnome
  • Gnorman, the Supertinker
  • Gno-Mart
  • The Annoy-o-Tron 5000
• A Small Pyramid
  • The Upper Chamber
  • The Middle Chamber
  • The Lower Chambers
• The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
• An Oasis
• The Shore, Inc.
• South of The Border

The Distant Woods

• The Spooky Forest
• The Spooky Gravy Barrow
• The Bugbear Pens
• Whitey's Grove
  • The Road to the White Citadel
    • The White Citadel
• The Typical Tavern
• Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
  • The Dark Neck of the Woods
  • Talk to the Deep Fat Friars
  • The Dark Heart of the Woods
  • The Dark Elbow of the Woods
    • The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
• The Black Market
• The Black Forest
• The Crackpot Mystic's Shed
• The Hidden City
• The Hidden Temple
• The Worm Wood
  • The Mouldering Mansion
  • The Rogue Windmill
  • The Stately Pleasure Dome
• The Inexplicable Door
• A Temporal Rift (inaccessible)
  • The Distant Woods, Like, Six Months Ago

The Mysterious Island of Mystery

• The Hippy Store
• Orcish Frat House
• The Hippy Camp
• The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  • The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
• A Temporal Rift (inaccessible)
  • The Mysterious Island in the As-Yet-Unimplemented Future
• The Junkyard
  • Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
  • Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
  • Over Where the Old Tires Are
  • Out By that Rusted-Out Car
  • Yossarian, The Junkman
• The Organic Orchard
  • The Organic Produce Stand
  • The Hatching Chamber
  • The Feeding Chamber
  • The Guards' Chamber
  • The Queen's Chamber
• Mysterious Island Arena
• The Battlefield
• McMillicancuddy's Farm
  • The Pond
  • The Back 40
  • The Other Back 40
  • The Granary
  • The Barn
  • The Bog
  • The Family Plot
  • McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse
  • The Shady Thicket
• The Lighthouse
  • Sonofa Beach
• Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision
  • The Themthar Hills

Other

• Drunken Stupor
• St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor
• A Journey to the Center of Your Mind
  • An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)
  • An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)
  • An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)
• Memories, in the Corners of your Mind
  • Memories of the Very Beginning (The Primordial Soup)
  • Memories of the Distant Past (The Jungles of Ancient Loathing)
  • Memories of the Distant Future? (Seaside Megalopolis)