Little paper umbrella

little paper umbrella

This is a miniature replica of a real umbrella, if real umbrellas were made of bamboo and paper. And broke if you so much as looked at them funny, dammit.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: weapon (1-handed umbrella)
Power: 30

Selling Price: 35 Meat.

Enchantment:
Spell Damage +1

(In-game plural: little paper umbrellas)

You poke <it> with the toothpick end of the little paper umbrella, doing X damage. WHAM! KAPOW! BAM!

You pretend that you're a bartender making a fruity girl drink, and that <its> eye is a maraschino cherry. <It> takes X damage, and seriously... ow. BOOF! ZAP! WHAM!

You smack <it> repeatedly with the tiny umbrella. <It> falls over laughing and sustains X damage. BARF! BIFF! SPLAT!