Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
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Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
This is a trading card depicting KWE star Kitty the Zmobie Basher. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.( In-game plural: Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading cards) Obtained From
- Items
- pack of KWE trading card (0-1)
When Used
 Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
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(Artwork by Cynn)
The back has some statistics printed on it.
Name: Kitty the Zmobie Basher
Special Moves: Bandit Makeout and The Sar Chasm
Wins: 33
Losses: 27
Quote: "Does Elvis talk to you? Do you see spots?"
Fun Facts:
Kitty the Zmobie Basher is the Chosen One -- there's only fifty or sixty like her in the whole world!
Kitty's ex-boyfriend had his own spin-off show for a while! It was called "Graaaah!" and featured a zmobie with a soul trying not to eat people's brains!
Kitty's mallet weighs as much as a fully-grown Angry Goat!
Your friends at KWE remind you that winners never cheat, and cheaters never win!
card 16/16
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Notes
References
- "There's only fifty or sixty like her in the whole world!" is a joke about how Buffy the Vampire Slayer is supposed to be unique, however, there are many other possible vampire slayers that are made into vampire slayers as well near the end of the series.
- The line about the "spin-off" is a reference to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer spinoff show Angel.
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