Jeppson's Malort

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Jeppson's Malort
Jeppson's Malort

This is a bottle of a fermented herbal concoction whose name is derived from "mal" meaning "bad", and "ort", meaning "the sound you make when you drink something bad."

Type: booze (EPIC)
Potency: 3
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: bottles of Jeppson's Malort)
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Item number: 5107
Description ID: 192683451
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Obtained From

Given to players who attended MaxFunCon 2011

When Consumed

  • First time:
You open the bottle and take a swig. Wincing, you close the bottle again, vowing to never, ever do that again.
AdventuresYou gain 24-25 Adventures.
You gain 13-18 Strengthliness.
You gain 13-18 Mysteriousness.
You gain 13-18 Chutzpah.
You gain 3 Drunkenness.
  • Subsequently:
No, thanks.


  • This item is not consumed by drinking it.
  • This item can only be added to the favorite booze list once -- attempting to consume it again (directly or through a Schrödinger's thermos) does not add +1 to the consumption count.


  • Jeppson's Malört is a wormwood-flavored liquor notorious for its bitter, unpleasant taste.


TOP 10 Jeppson's Malort collections
1. MOTH - 1 | 2. holderofsecrets - 1 | 3. Relnach - 1 | 4. acm - 1 | 5. Somersaulter - 1
6. Blitzwing - 1 |
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings