64067 scroll * asbestos helmet turtle * blood-faced volleyball * chrome helmet turtle * heart of rock and roll * heavy hot sauce * linoleum helmet turtle
asparagus lo mein * Knob lo mein * Knoll lo mein * olive lo mein * spooky lo mein
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
acoustic guitarrr * asbestos staff * big stirring stick * blended frozen swill * chrome sword * coconut bikini top * floral print shirt * fruity girl swill * gingham blouse * gnatloaf * goth kid t-shirt * goulauncher * icy-hot katana * linoleum crossbow * Mob Penguin cellular phone * oversized pizza cutter * rhinestone cowboy shirt * souvenir ski t-shirt * soylent staff * spiked femur * Super Magic Power Sword X * support cummerbund * tofu stir-fry * tropical swill * tuxedo shirt * vampire pearl * yak toupee * Ye Olde Navy Fleece
bat haggis * cyborg doll * killer rag doll * rag doll
gnatwing earring * scroll of drastic healing * tiny house * tofu casserole
full meat tank * lifeless meat doll * Penultimate Fantasy chest
tofu chow mein
booty chest charrrm * cannonball charrrm * copper ha'penny charrrm * Crown of the Goblin King * dope wheels * eXtreme scarf * gold lamé pants * mafia aria * rice bowl * sack of doorknobs * silver tongue charrrm * snowboarder pants * troutpiece * 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
duck-on-a-string * pink pinkslip slip * roboduck-on-a-string * vampire duck-on-a-string
ninja mop * super-spiky hair gel
cocoa eggshell fragment
a little sump'm sump'm * asbestos crossbow * batblade * bottle of Vangoghbitussin * calle de miel * chrome staff * ducha de oro * El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) * eXtreme mittens * fuzzbump * honey-dipped locust * horizontal tango * hors d'oeuvre tray * iron pasta spoon * Knob Goblin sharpening spray * linoleum sword * mother's little helper * ocean motion * perpendicular hula * phonics down * pink pony * rockin' wagon * roll in the hay * slap and tickle * slip 'n' slide * super ka-bob
dollhive * doll house
gnatwing * soft green echo eyedrop antidote
beer helmet * Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir * draggin' ball hat * Elmley shades * enchantlers * evil teddy bear * gnauga hide chaps * gnauga hide kilt * gnauga hide skirt * gnauga hide whip * grumpy old man charrrm bracelet * ketchup hound * lucky rabbit's foot * lupine sword * Manetwich * ram stick * ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon * rough fish scale * sausage bomb * serpentine sword * shot of flower schnapps * shot of grapefruit schnapps * shot of orange schnapps * shot of tomato schnapps * snake shield * snarling wolf shield * Snow Queen Crown * tarrrnished charrrm bracelet * teddy bear * teddy borg * two-handed depthsword * wooden salad bowl * yak anorak
pygmy blowgun
black kettle drum * Boris's key lime pie * digital key lime pie * Jarlsberg's key lime pie * Sneaky Pete's key lime pie * star key lime pie
chaos butterfly * gremlin mutagen * meat engine
7-inch discus * ancient spice * asbestos sword * bone flute * bottle of Pinot Renoir * bronze breastplate * buffalo blade * chrome crossbow * C.H.U.M. lantern * concentrated magicalness pill * costume sword * enchanted barbell * enormous belt buckle * fancy ball mask * giant cheesestick * giant moxie weed * handful of pine needles * heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr * hipposkin poncho * Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray * Knob Goblin steroids * linoleum staff * massive sitar * mojo filter * non-stick pugil stick * panhandle panhandling hat * potato pistol * PVC staff * rusty diving helmet * slab of sponge * super salad * teflon shield * teflon spatula * teflon swim fins * velcro boots * velcro broadsword * velcro paddle ball * velcro shield * vinyl boots * vinyl shield
pr0n stir-fry
plot hole * probability potion
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) * furry fur * metallic A
1337 7r0uZ0RZ * blackberry moccasins * caipifruta * curmudgel * depantsing bomb * dew yoana lei * enormous hoop earring * f3d0r4 * ga-ga radio * gibson * gin and tonic * lucky ball-and-chain * lychee chuhai * Mae West with a fly in it * mandarina colada with a fly in it * meatspout staff * mimosette * nutty organic salad * palm-frond net * parisian cathouse * pitchfork * pr0n chow mein * projectile icemaker * prussian cathouse with a fly in it * rabbit punch * screwdiver * shuddersword * smoldering staff * spooky pirate skeleton * tangarita with a fly in it * tap shoes * teqiwila * tequila sunset * vodka and tonic * vodka gibson * whiskey bittersweet * worn tophat * zmobie
Cloaca-Cola c-rations * disturbing fanfic * Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
Ankh of Badahnkadh * Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket * Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket * General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket * heavy D * hot cross bow * keg shield * leather chaps * mesh cap * nurse's hat * Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket * sword behind inappropriate prepositions
awful poetry journal
Angry Farmer candy
procrastination potion
alpha-mail pants * bartender-in-the-box * basic meat helmet * basic meat kilt * basic meat pants * basic meat skirt * booty chest charrrm bracelet * cannonball charrrm bracelet * carob cannon * chef-in-the-box * copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet * gnauga hide buckler * hairy staff * hippo skin buckler * hippy medical kit * one-winged stab bat * penguin shorts * penguin skin buckler * penguinskin mini-kilt * penguinskin mini-skirt * ram-battering staff * sea salt scrubs * silver tongue charrrm bracelet * Spirit Precipice * tip jar * yakskin buckler
hippopotamus kilt * hippopotamus pants * hippopotamus skirt * Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub * Warm Subject gift certificate * yak whip
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) * yakskin kilt * yakskin pants * yakskin skirt
original G
cold hi mein * hot hi mein * penguin whip * photoprotoneutron torpedo * pr0n cocktail * sleazy hi mein * spooky hi mein * stinky hi mein * thin black candle
basic meat fez * basic meat spork * black cowboy hat * black greaves * black helmet * black shield * black sword * chunk of rock salt * extra-large palm-frond toupee * gatorskin umbrella * hippo whip * ocarina of space * palm-frond capris * palm-frond cloak * sticky meat kilt * sticky meat pants * sticky meat skirt
rewinged stab bat * scary death orb
5-Alarm Saucepan * abandoned candy * albatross necklace * automatic catapult * basic meat foon * battered hubcap * battered old top-hat * beer bomb * big boom * bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme * Bjorn's Hammer * blackberry combat boots * Black Body™ spray * black facepaint * black sheepskin diploma * bowl of rye sprouts * can of black paint * clingfilm tangle * Cloaca grenade * cob of corn * dehydrated caviar * Disco Banjo * Dyspepsi grenade * exploding hacky-sack * extra-strength strongness elixir * fat stacks of cash * ferret bait * fishy fish casserole * fishy wand * flamin' bindle * foon of fearfulness * foon of fleshiness * foon of foulness * foon of frigidity * foon of fulmination * football helmet * freezin' bindle * gas balloon * glowing esca * gnatloaf casserole * Gnomish toolbox * hobo dungarees * ice-cold six-pack * insanely spicy bean burrito * jug-o-magicalness * juniper berries * Knob Goblin learning pill * leathery bat skin * leathery cat skin * leathery rat skin * long pork casserole * M-242 * Mace of the Tortoise * macrame net * McMillicancuddy's Special Lager * meat cowboy hat * megatofu * Mer-kin fastjuice * midget clownfish * miniature antlers * molotov cocktail cocktail * ovoid leather thing * oyster basket * Pasta of Peril * patchouli oil bomb * peach * pear * plum * pregnant gloomy black mushroom * pregnant oily golden mushroom * pygmy nose-bone * rainbow bomb * Rock and Roll Legend * rope with some soap on it * sake bomb * sawblade shield * scroll of pasta summoning * shark tooth * six-rainbow shield * sleazy bindle * snake * sparkler * sponge helmet * spongy shield * spooky bindle * square sponge pants * stinkin' bindle * stone baseball cap * suntan lotion of moxiousness * superamplified boom box * tequila grenade * vampire pearl earring * vampire pearl necklace * vampire pearl ring * very large caltrop * water pipe bomb
