| Description
| Zap Group
| Zap Test Comment
|
| Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
| n/a
|
|
| medium stone triangle
| n/a
|
|
| Mega Gem
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| megatofu
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Meleegra™ pills
| n/a
|
|
| melon-infused sake
| Infused Sake
|
|
| memory of a little stone block
| n/a
|
|
| memory of an iron key
| n/a
|
|
| melted Jell-o shot
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| menorette
| n/a
|
|
| menudo
| Gut Dishes
|
|
| Mer-kin fastjuice
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin foodbucket
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin healscroll
| Unknown
|
|
| Mer-kin hidepaint
| Unknown
|
|
| Mer-kin hookspear
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin killscroll
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin pinkslip
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin prayerbeads
| Unknown
|
|
| Mer-kin pressureglobe
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin takebag
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin digpick
| n/a
|
|
| Mer-kin roundshield
| Unknown
|
|
| Mer-kin sneakmask
| Unknown
|
|
| Mer-kin thingpouch
| n/a
|
|
| mesh cap
| n/a
|
|
| metallic A
| Letters
|
|
| metallic foil bow
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| metallic foil cat ears
| n/a
|
|
| metallic foil radar dish
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| metal mandible
| n/a
|
|
| Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
| n/a
|
|
| midget clownfish
| Unknown
|
|
| Mighty Bjorn action figure
| n/a
|
|
| milk of magnesium
| n/a
|
|
| milky potion
| ! Potions
|
|
| mimosette
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
|
|
| mind flayer corpse
| n/a
|
|
| miner's helmet
| Mining Gear
|
|
| miner's pants
| Mining Gear
|
|
| miniature antlers
| n/a
|
|
| miniature carton of clove cigarettes
| n/a
|
|
| miniature castagnets
| Unknown
|
|
| miniature coffin
| n/a
|
|
| miniature dormouse
| n/a
|
|
| miniature espresso maker
| n/a
|
|
| miniature gravy-covered maypole
| n/a
|
|
| miniature Jacob's ladder
| Unknown
|
|
| miniature stuffed Goth Giant
| n/a
|
|
| Miniborg beeper
| n/a
| Tested by Gorank, June 30, 2008
|
| Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| Miniborg hiveminder
| n/a
| Tested by Gorank, June 30, 2008
|
| Miniborg laser
| n/a
| Tested by Gorank, June 30, 2008
|
| Miniborg stomper
| n/a
| Tested by Gorank, June 30, 2008
|
| Miniborg strangler
| n/a
| Tested by Gorank, June 30, 2008
|
| miniscule temporal rip
| n/a
|
|
| mini-zeppelin
| n/a
|
|
| mint-condition magic wand
| n/a
|
|
| misshapen animal skeleton
| n/a
|
|
| mixed wildflower greens
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| mizzenmast mop
| n/a
|
|
| Mjolnir Jr.
| Unknown
|
|
| Mob Penguin cellular phone
| n/a
|
|
| Mob Penguin protection contract
| n/a
|
|
| Mohawk wig
| n/a
|
|
| moist sailor's cap
| n/a
|
|
| mojo filter
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| mole molé
| n/a
|
|
| molotov cocktail cocktail
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| molybdenum crescent wrench
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-09-23.
|
| molybdenum hammer
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-09-23.
|
| molybdenum magnet
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-09-23.
|
| molybdenum pliers
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-09-23.
|
| molybdenum screwdriver
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-09-23.
|
| monkey wrench
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
|
|
| monomolecular yo-yo
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| Monstar energy beverage
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| monster bait
| n/a
|
|
| Mon Tiki
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Final Drinks
|
|
| mood ring
| n/a
|
|
| moonglasses
| n/a
|
|
| moons-shine
| n/a
|
|
| Morbidda trading card
| n/a
| Confirmed March 17, 2007
|
| Morlock's Mark Bourbon
| Unknown
|
|
| mosquito larva
| n/a
|
|
| mossy stone sphere
| n/a
|
|
| mostly rat-hide leggings
| n/a
|
|
| mother's little helper
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| mother's secret recipe
| n/a
|
|
| Mountain Stream soda
| Sodas
|
|
| moxie magnet
| n/a
|
|
| moxie weed
| Substat Boosters - Tier 1
|
|
| Mr. Accessory
| n/a
|
|
| Mr. Accessory Jr.
| n/a
|
|
| Mr. Balloon
| n/a
|
|
| Mr. Container
| n/a
|
|
| Mr. Eh?
| n/a
|
|
| Mr. Exploiter
| n/a
|
|
| Mr. Joe's bangles
| n/a
| Confirmed Sept 4, 2008
|
| Mr. Mediocrebar
| n/a
|
|
| Mr. Shirt
| n/a
|
|
| Ms. Accessory
| n/a
|
|
| MSG
| n/a
|
|
| Mt. Noob Pale Ale
| n/a
|
|
| muculent machete
| n/a
|
|
| Mudflap-Girl Earring
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Mudflap-Girl Necklace
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Mudflap-Girl Ring
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| mugcake
| n/a
|
|
| mullet wig
| n/a
|
|
| mummy mask
| n/a
| Tested 04/07/2007;
|
| mummy wrapping
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| munchies pill
| n/a
|
|
| murky potion
| ! Potions
|
|
| mushroom fermenting solution
| n/a
|
|
| mushroom pizza
| Pizzas
|
|
| mutant cactus bud
| Unknown
|
|
| mutant fire ant egg
| Unknown
|
|
| mutant gila monster egg
| n/a
|
|
| mutant rattlesnake egg
| Unknown
|
|
| Mylar balloon
| n/a
|
|
| mylar scout drone
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| nanite-infested candy cane
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| nanite-infested eggnog
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| nanite-infested fruitcake
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| nanofiber cloth
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| Nardz energy beverage
| n/a
|
|
| nasty rat mask
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| natty blue ascot
| n/a
|
|
| natural fennel soda
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| naughty fortune teller
| n/a
|
|
| naughty origami kit
| Unknown
|
|
| naughty paper shuriken
| n/a
|
|
| navel ring of navel gazing
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-09-03.
|
| Nayztameetjoo trading card
| n/a
| Confirmed March 17, 2007
|
| ND
| n/a
|
|
| necklace chain
| Jewelrymaking Components
|
|
| Necrotelicomnicon
| n/a
|
|
| nervous tick egg
| n/a
| Tested- --TechSmurf 16:39, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
|
| Neuromancer
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Final Drinks
|
|
| Newbiesport™ backpack
| n/a
|
|
| Newbiesport™ tent
| n/a
|
|
| New Cloaca-Cola
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| NG
| n/a
|
|
| Nickel Gamma of Frugality
| n/a
|
|
| ninja hot pants
| Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
|
|
| ninja mop
| n/a
|
|
| ninja pirate zombie robot
| n/a
|
|
| ninja pirate zombie robot head
| n/a
|
|
| N. O. Beer
| n/a
| Tested --TechSmurf 13:39, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
|
| Non-Essential Amulet
| n/a
|
|
| non-Euclidean hoof
| n/a
|
|
| non-stick pugil stick
| Unknown
|
|
| Nose Ring of Putrescence
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| not-a-pipe
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-06-03
|
| nothing-in-the-box
| n/a
|
|
| nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
| n/a
|
|
| Now and Earlier
| n/a
|
|
| nurse's hat
| n/a
|
|
| nutty organic salad
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| obsidian dagger
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| ocarina of space
| Unknown
|
|
| ocean motion
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting Final Drinks
|
|
| octopus's spade
| n/a
|
|
| odor extractor
| n/a
|
|
| off-hand balloon
| n/a
|
|
| office-supply crossbow
| Unknown
|
|
| off-white paisley oyster egg
| Oyster Eggs
|
|
| off-white plastic oyster egg
| Oyster Eggs
|
|
| off-white polka-dot oyster egg
| Oyster Eggs
|
|
| off-white striped oyster egg
| Oyster Eggs
|
|
| Oil Nog
| n/a
|
|
| oil of expertise
| n/a
|
|
| oil of oiliness
| n/a
|
|
| Oil of Parrrlay
| n/a
|
|
| oil of slipperiness
| n/a
|
|
| oil of stability
| n/a
|
|
| oily golden mushroom
| n/a
|
|
| oily mushroom wine
| n/a
|
|
| oily rag
| n/a
| Bounty hunt item - tested 2008-05-11.
|
| ointment of the occult
| n/a
|
|
| old coin purse
| n/a
| Confirmed October 2, 2006
|
| old-fashioned
| TPS Base Drinks
|
|
| old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
| n/a
|
|
| old leather wallet
| n/a
| Confirmed October 2, 2006
|
| old patched suit-pants
| n/a
|
|
| old school Mafia knickerbockers
| n/a
| Tested- --TechSmurf 16:39, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
|
| old soft shoes
| n/a
|
|
| olive
| Fruit - Basic
|
|
| olive lo mein
| Meins - Lo
| Tested: olive -> Knoll
|
| olive stir-fry
| Stir Fries - Tier 1
|
|
| Ol' Scratch's ash can
| Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
|
|
| Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
| n/a
| Tested 15/11/08
|
| Ol' Scratch's manacles
| n/a
|
|
| Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
| Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
|
|
| Ol' Scratch's salad fork
| n/a
|
|
| Ol' Scratch's stove door
| n/a
|
|
| Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
| Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
|
|
| one million meat pancakes
| n/a
| Tested --TechSmurf 13:39, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
|
| one-winged stab bat
| n/a
|
|
| onion shurikens
| n/a
|
|
| oozenog
| n/a
| Tested 2008-12-07.
|
| opera mask
| n/a
| Confirmed October 2, 2006
|
| orange
| Fruit - Basic
|
|
| orange and black Crimboween candy
| n/a
| Confirmed March 17, 2007
|
| orange candygram
| n/a
| Confirmed March 17, 2007
|
| orange candy heart
| n/a
| Confirmed March 17, 2007
|
| orange-frosted astral cupcake
| Astral Cupcakes
|
|
| orange glowstick
| n/a
|
|
| orange peel hat
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-09-24.
|
| orange snowcone
| n/a
|
|
| Orange Star of Sacrifice
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| orange traffic cone
| n/a
|
|
| Orcish baseball cap
| Frat Boy Ensemble
|
|
| Orcish cargo shorts
| Frat Boy Ensemble
|
|
| Orcish Frat House blueprints
| n/a
|
|
| Orcish meat locker
| n/a
|
|
| Order of the Silver Wossname
| n/a
|
|
| Oreille Divisée brandy
| n/a
|
|
| origami "gentlemen's" magazine
| n/a
|
|
| origami pasties
| n/a
|
|
| origami riding crop
| n/a
|
|
| original G
| Letters
|
|
| oriole-feather headdress
| n/a
|
|
| ornate ancient cursed chest
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| ornate ancient cursed key
| n/a
| Confirmed Sept 4, 2008
|
| orphan baby yeti
| n/a
|
|
| Oscus's dumpster waders
| Vile Vagrant Vestments
|
|
| Oscus's flypaper pants
| n/a
|
|
| Oscus's garbage can lid
| n/a
|
|
| Oscus's neverending soda
| n/a
| Tested 2008-12-29.
|
| Oscus's pelt
| Vile Vagrant Vestments
|
|
| Otorian Battle Scar
| n/a
|
|
| out-of-tune biwa
| Unknown
|
|
| outrageous sombrero
| n/a
|
|
| overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
| n/a
|
|
| overclocked avian microprocessor
| n/a
|
|
| oversized fish scaler
| n/a
|
|
| oversized pizza cutter
| n/a
|
|
| ovoid leather thing
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| oyster basket
| n/a
|
|
| packet of beer nuts
| n/a
|
|
| packet of mayfly bait
| n/a
|
|
| packet of tofurkey gravy
| n/a
|
|
| pack of chewing gum
| n/a
|
|
| pack of KWE trading card
| n/a
|
|
| PADL Phone
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| pagoda plans
| n/a
| Confirmed September 16, 2006
|
| pail
| n/a
|
|
| pail of pretentious paint
| n/a
| Confirmed October 7, 2006
|
| painful penne pasta
| n/a
|
|
| pair of ragged claws
| n/a
|
|
| pair of twitching claws
| n/a
|
|
| palm frond
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| palm-frond capris
| Palmist Paraphernalia
|
|
| palm-frond cloak
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| palm-frond fan
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| palm-frond net
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| palm-frond toupee
| n/a
|
|
| palm-frond whip
| Palmist Paraphernalia
|
|
| Panda outfit
| Unknown
|
|
| Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-09-04.
|
| panhandle panhandling hat
| n/a
| Confirmed August 2, 2008
|
| pants kit
| n/a
|
|
| pants of the Slug Lord
| n/a
|
|
| panty raider camouflage
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| papaya
| n/a
|
|
| papaya sling
| n/a
|
|
| papaya slung
| n/a
|
|
| papaya taco
| n/a
|
|
| paper-plate-mail pants
| n/a
|
|
| papotion of papower
| n/a
|
|
| paranormal ricotta
| Unknown
|
|
| parasitic claw
| n/a
|
|
| parasitic headgnawer
| n/a
|
|
| parasitic strangleworm
| n/a
|
|
| parasitic tentacles
| n/a
|
|
| parisian cathouse
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
|
|
| party hat
| n/a
|
|
| passed-out psychedelic bear
| Unknown
|
|
| Pasta of Peril
| n/a
|
|
| pasta spoon
| Starting Items
|
|
| pat-a-cake pendant
| n/a
|
|
| patchouli incense stick
| n/a
|
|
| patchouli oil bomb
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| patent antipsychotics
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-06-03
|
| patent leather shoes
| Irradiated Crimbo Town
|
|
| peace-sign necklace
| n/a
|
|
| peach
| Improved Mixers
|
|
| peach lozenge
| n/a
|
|
| peach pie
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| pear
| Improved Mixers
|
|
| pear lozenge
| n/a
|
|
| pear tart
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Peche a la Frog
| n/a
|
|
| Pendant of Fire
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| penguin shorts
| n/a
|
|
| penguin skin
| Tr4pz0r Skins
|
|
| penguin skin buckler
| n/a
|
|
| penguinskin mini-kilt
| n/a
|
|
| penguinskin mini-skirt
| n/a
|
|
| penguin-smacking club
| n/a
|
|
| penguin thesaurus
| Irradiated Crimbo Town
|
|
| penguin whip
| n/a
|
|
| pentacorn hat
| n/a
|
|
| Penultimate Fantasy chest
| n/a
|
|
| Peppercorns of Power
| Unknown
|
|
| perfectly innocuous gingerbread bugbear
| n/a
|
|
| perforated battle paddle
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| perfume of prejudice
| n/a
|
|
| Periodical Paintbrush
| Unknown
|
|
| perpendicular hula
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting Final Drinks
|
|
| perpendicular hula with a fly in it
| n/a
|
|
| personalized birthday cake
| n/a
|
|
| personalized coffee mug
| n/a
|
|
| personal massager
| n/a
|
|
| personal raindrop
| n/a
|
|
| pestoblade
| n/a
|
|
| Petite Porter
| n/a
|
|
| petrified noodles
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| petrified time
| n/a
|
|
| pet rock
| n/a
|
|
| pet rock "Groucho" disguise
| n/a
|
|
| pet rock "Snooty" disguise
| n/a
|
|
