| Description
| Zap Group
| Zap Test Comment
|
| headhunter necktie
| n/a
|
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| headpiece of the Staff of Ed
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| heart necklace
| n/a
|
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| heart of rock and roll
| n/a
|
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| heart of the filthworm queen
| n/a
|
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| heart-shaped balloon
| n/a
|
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| heavy D
| Letters
|
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| heavy hot sauce
| n/a
|
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| heavy metal sonata
| n/a
|
|
| heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
| n/a
|
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| heavy necklace chain
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| hedge maze key
| n/a
|
|
| hedge maze puzzle
| n/a
|
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| Hell broth
| n/a
|
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| hellion cube
| n/a
|
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| Hell ramen
| Reagent Noodle Dishes
|
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| helmet recipe
| n/a
|
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| helmet turtle
| Starting Items
|
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| hemp backpack
| n/a
| Tested --TechSmurf 13:36, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
|
| hemp string
| Jewelrymaking Components
|
|
| henna face paint
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| henna tattoo
| n/a
|
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| herbal stuffing
| n/a
|
|
| herb brownies
| Brownies
|
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| herbs
| n/a
|
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| hermit permit
| n/a
|
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| hermit script
| n/a
|
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| heteroerotic frat-paddle
| Unknown
|
|
| hexagonal wand
| n/a
|
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| Hey Deze map
| n/a
|
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| Hey Deze nuts
| n/a
| Confirmed September 16, 2006
|
| hi-density nylocite leg armor
| Unknown
|
|
| high-octane olive oil
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| high-pressure seltzer bottle
| n/a
|
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| high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
| n/a
|
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| hill of beans
| Beans
|
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| Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
| n/a
|
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| Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel
| n/a
|
|
| hippopotamus kilt
| n/a
|
|
| hippopotamus pants
| n/a
|
|
| hippopotamus skin
| Tr4pz0r Skins
|
|
| hippopotamus skirt
| n/a
|
|
| hippo skin buckler
| n/a
|
|
| hipposkin poncho
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-04-20
|
| hippo whip
| n/a
|
|
| Hippy Army MPE
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| hippy bongo
| Unknown
|
|
| hippy herbal tea
| n/a
|
|
| hippy medical kit
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| hippy protest button
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| hobo code binder
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| hobo dungarees
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| hobo fortress blueprints
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| hobo gristle
| n/a
|
|
| hobo monkey
| n/a
| Tested --~~
|
| hobo nickel
| n/a
| Tested by Gorank, June 30, 2008
|
| hobo stogie
| n/a
|
|
| hockey stick of furious angry rage
| n/a
|
|
| Hodgman's almanac
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| Hodgman's blanket
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| Hodgman's bow tie
| Hodgman's Regal Frippery
| Confirmed on July 3, 2008
|
| Hodgman's cane
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
| Unknown
|
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| Hodgman's garbage sticker
| n/a
|
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| Hodgman's harmonica
| n/a
|
|
| Hodgman's imaginary hamster
| Unknown
|
|
| Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
| Unknown
|
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| Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
| Unknown
|
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| Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
| n/a
|
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| Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
| n/a
|
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| Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
| Hodgman's Regal Frippery
| Confirmed on July 3, 2008
|
| Hodgman's lucky sock
| n/a
|
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| Hodgman's metal detector
| n/a
|
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| Hodgman's porkpie hat
| Hodgman's Regal Frippery
| Confirmed on July 3, 2008
|
| Hodgman's varcolac paw
| n/a
|
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| Hodgman's whackin' stick
| n/a
|
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| Holy MacGuffin
| n/a
|
|
| homeless hobo spirit
| n/a
|
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| homeopathic healing powder
| n/a
|
|
| homoerotic frat-paddle
| Frat Boy Ensemble
|
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| honey-dew
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-06-03
|
| honey-dipped locust
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| horizontal tango
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting Final Drinks
|
|
| hors d'oeuvre tray
| n/a
|
|
| hosed fishbowl
| n/a
|
|
| hosed tank
| n/a
|
|
| hot and sour sauce
| n/a
|
|
| hot buttered roll
| n/a
|
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| hot choculate
| n/a
|
|
| hot cross bow
| n/a
|
|
| hot date
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| hot hi mein
| Meins - Hi
| Tested: hot -> spooky
|
| hot katana blade
| n/a
|
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| hot nuggets
| n/a
|
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| hot pink lipstick
| n/a
|
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| hot powder
| n/a
|
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| hot stuffing
| n/a
|
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| hot toady
| n/a
|
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| hot wad
| n/a
|
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| hot wing
| n/a
|
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| house of twigs and spit
| Unknown
|
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| hovering sombrero
| n/a
|
|
| huge mirror shard
| n/a
|
|
| huge spoon
| n/a
|
|
| Hugo's Weaving Manual
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| humming El Vibrato drone
| n/a
|
|
| "Humorous" T-shirt
| n/a
|
|
| hyperbolic plasma focuser
| n/a
|
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| hypnodisk
| n/a
|
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| hypodermic needle
| n/a
|
|
| ice baby
| Iceberglet Items
| Cycles in reverse order of squeezing
|
| iceberglet
| n/a
|
|
| Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Ice-Cold Beer Ring
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Ice-Cold Beerring
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| ice-cold fotie
| Ice-Cold Suds
|
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| ice-cold Sir Schlitz
| Ice-Cold Suds
|
|
| ice-cold six-pack
| n/a
|
|
| ice-cold Willer
| Ice-Cold Suds
|
|
| iced-out bling
| n/a
|
|
| ice pick
| Iceberglet Items
| Cycles in reverse order of squeezing
|
| ice sickle
| Iceberglet Items
| Cycles in reverse order of squeezing
|
| ice skates
| Iceberglet Items
| Unconfirmed: Cycles in reverse order of squeezing
|
| ice stein
| n/a
| Confirmed September 16, 2006
|
| icicle katana
| n/a
|
|
| icy-hot katana
| Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
|
|
| icy katana hilt
| n/a
|
|
| icy mushroom wine
| Mushroom Wines - 3rd Gen.
|
|
| Idol of Ak'gyxoth
| Unknown
|
|
| iGoogly
| n/a
|
|
| Iiti Kitty phone charm
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| "I Love Me, Vol. I"
| n/a
|
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| imitation crab crate
| n/a
|
|
| imitation crab meat
| n/a
|
|
| imitation crab zoea
| n/a
|
|
| imitation nice watch
| n/a
|
|
| imitation whetstone
| n/a
|
|
| immense cyborg hand
| n/a
|
|
| Imp Ale
| n/a
|
|
| incredibly creepy marionette
| n/a
|
|
| incredibly dense meat gem
| n/a
|
|
| indie comic hipster glasses
| Unknown
|
|
| inexplicably glowing rock
| n/a
|
|
| infernal fife
| Unknown
|
|
| infernal insoles
| n/a
|
|
| Infinitesimal IPA
| n/a
|
|
| inflatable duck
| n/a
|
|
| ink bladder
| n/a
|
|
| inkwell
| n/a
|
|
| Inndya trading card
| n/a
| Confirmed March 17, 2007
|
| insanely spicy bean burrito
| Insanely Spicy Burritos
|
|
| insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
| Insanely Spicy Burritos
|
|
| insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
| Insanely Spicy Burritos
|
|
| interesting-looking twig
| n/a
| Confirmed August 2, 2008
|
| intergalactic pom poms
| Unknown
|
|
| intragalactic rowboat
| n/a
|
|
| invisible bag
| n/a
| tested 2008-10-28.
|
| ion grid
| n/a
|
|
| ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
| n/a
|
|
| irate sombrero
| n/a
|
|
| Iron Beta of Industry
| n/a
|
|
| iron pasta spoon
| n/a
|
|
| irradiated candy cane
| n/a
|
|
| irradiated pet snacks
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| It Came From Beyond Dessert
| n/a
|
|
| Item #13
| Unknown
|
|
| jabañero-flavored chewing gum
| Chewing Gum
|
|
| jabañero pepper
| n/a
|
|
| jack flapper
| n/a
|
|
| jam band flyers
| n/a
|
|
| jamfish jam
| n/a
|
|
| Jarlsberg's earring
| Daily Dungeon Room 10 Items
|
|
| Jarlsberg's key
| Daily Dungeon Room 10 Items
|
|
| Jarlsberg's key lime
| n/a
|
|
| Jarlsberg's key lime pie
| Key Lime Pies
|
|
| jar of anniversary jam
| n/a
|
|
| jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
| n/a
| Confirmed 2008-04-14.
|
| jar of fermented pickle juice
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| jar of squeeze
| n/a
| Tested --Jasonharper 16:14, 4 September 2008 (CDT)
|
| jar of swamp gas
| n/a
|
|
| Jawmaster 2000™
| Unknown
|
|
| jazz soap
| n/a
|
|
| Jekyllin hide belt
| n/a
|
|
| jellyfish gel
| Unknown
|
|
| jewel-eyed wizard hat
| n/a
|
|
| jewelry-making pliers
| n/a
|
|
| jitterbug larva
| n/a
| Tested- --TechSmurf 16:40, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
|
| Jolly Roger charrrm
| n/a
|
|
| Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
| n/a
|
|
| joybuzzer
| n/a
|
|
| jug of baconstone juice
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| jug of Gnomochloric acid
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| jug of hamethyst juice
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| jug of porquoise juice
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| jug-o-magicalness
| Substat Boosters - Tier 3
|
|
| Jumbo Dr. Lucifer
| n/a
| Originally part of the Evil Food zap group, but was dropped at some point
|
| jumbo olive
| Fruit - TPS
|
|
| jumping bean burrito
| Basic Burritos
|
|
| jumping bean taco
| n/a
|
|
| jungle drum
| Unknown
|
|
| Junior Adventurer's kit
| Unknown
|
|
| Junior Adventurer's merit badge
| Unknown
|
|
| Junior LAAAAME merit badge
| n/a
|
|
| juniper berries
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| junk-mail pants
| n/a
|
|
| kamicorpse-ee
| n/a
|
|
| keg shield
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
| n/a
|
|
| Kentucky-fried meat staff
| n/a
|
|
| Kentucky-fried meat sword
| n/a
|
|
| Kentucky-style derby
| n/a
|
|
| ketchup
| Catsup
| Confirmed 10-25-2008
|
| ketchup hound
| n/a
|
|
| Kevlar balloon
| n/a
|
|
| kevlateflocite helmet
| Unknown
|
|
| kick-ass kicks
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| kickback cookbook
| Cookbooks
|
|
| killer rag doll
| n/a
|
|
| killing feather
| n/a
| Confirmed August 2, 2008
|
| Kissin' Cousins
| n/a
|
|
| Kiss the Knob apron
| n/a
|
|
| kite
| n/a
|
|
| Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
| n/a
| Confirmed March 17, 2007
|
| kiwi
| Improved Mixers
|
|
| kneecapping stick
| n/a
|
|
| knob bugle
| Unknown
|
|
| knob butter
| n/a
|
|
| knobby helmet turtle
| n/a
|
|
| knobby kneepads
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin elite helm
| Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
|
|
| Knob Goblin elite pants
| Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
|
|
| Knob Goblin elite polearm
| Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
|
|
| Knob Goblin elite shirt
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin encryption key
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin eyedrops
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin firecracker
| Gourd Quest Items
|
|
| Knob Goblin harem pants
| Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
|
|
| Knob Goblin harem veil
| Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
|
|
| Knob Goblin learning pill
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin love potion
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin lunchbox
| n/a
| Confirmed 2007-08-12.
|
| Knob Goblin melon baller
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin nasal spray
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin pants
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin perfume
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin scimitar
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin seltzer
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin sharpening spray
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin spatula
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin steroids
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin stink bomb
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin superseltzer
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin tongs
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin Uberpants
| n/a
|
|
| Knob Goblin visor
| n/a
|
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