Inndya trading card
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Inndya trading card
This is a trading card depicting KWE star Inndya. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.( In-game plural: Inndya trading cards) Obtained From
- Items
- pack of KWE trading card (0-1)
When Used
 Inndya trading card
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(Artwork by Cynn)
The back has some statistics printed on it.
Name: Inndya
Special Moves: 5 O'Clock Beatdown and A Lovely Singing Voice
Wins: 37
Losses: 42
Quote: "That's just dirt, not a five o'clock shadow!"
Fun Facts:
Inndya got to be big and strong by exercising and eating right, no matter what anybody says!
Never look Inndya directly in the eye! Always look at the ground and address her as "sir" -- wait, we mean "ma'am!"
Inndya's biceps are as big as a medium-sized grapefruit! You could fit at least three baby gravy fairies in each of her thighs!
Your friends at KWE remind you that losers always whine about "their best!"
card 15/16
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Notes
- This card represents a KWE wrestler.
- This is the only KWE card to discuss the behavior of losers. Every other card reminds you what winners always do.
- Losers whining about their best is a reference to a line in the movie "The Rock."
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