Hodgman's journal 1: The Lean Times
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Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
Hodgman carried around a big pile of notebooks in which he scribbled his every thought. Be forewarned, though -- 99% of his thoughts were completely and utterly devoid of sanity. This is one of the first volumes, chronicling Hodgman's birth in a paper bag in the bottom of a sewer. His family was so poor, he writes, that he had to eat dirtclods for breakfast.
Type: usable
Cannot be discarded ( In-game plural: copies of Hodgman's journal #1) Obtained From
- Hobopolis Town Square
- Hodgman, The Hoboverlord
When Used
 Hodgman's journal 1: The Lean Times
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| You read the journal from cover to cover. In between the bits where he describes firsthand experiences of stuff that happened years before he was born and the bits that are just huge lists names with little drawings of shoes next to them, you find some really touching stories about Hodgman's childhood. Sad stuff.
You acquire a skill: Natural Born Scrabbler
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References
- The last line of the description references the Weird Al Yankovic song "Generic Blues".
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