Goose a-laying
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 You're fighting a goose a-layingThis is a robotic goose designed to lay robotic eggs. It's like the goose that laid the golden egg, except golden eggs very rarely explode, fire lasers, or extrude poison-tipped metal spines. So, one thing this goose isn't a-laying is your fears about what it's going to do to you.
Hit Message(s):
It lays a spiny egg, then kicks it at you with its flipper feet. The spines embed themselves in your <bung>. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Eek!
It lays an egg, which shoots a tiny laser beam at you. Mmm, something smells delicous! Wait... ow! Argh! Eek! Eek! Ow! (hot damage)
It lays an egg, which rolls over to you and explodes. You get covered in yolk and shrapnel. Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
It lays an egg, which promptly explodes. You get egg on your face. And by "egg," I mean "napalm." Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Argh! (hot damage)
Critical Hit Message:
It flaps into the air and lays three eggs in rapid succession, right over your head. They explode in mid-air, showering you with shrapnel and bits of yolk. Looks like the yolk's on you! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
Miss Message(s):
It lays a spiny egg, then has to stop and get some first aid.
It lays an egg, which shoots a tiny laser beam at your eye. Great! Now you don't have to wear glasses anymore!
It lays an egg, but the egg just lies there. Looks like the entire attempt at hurting you lays an egg.
It lays an exploding egg, which is kind of an automatic-scrambled-egg maker. Delicious!
Fumble Message:
It lays another egg and flips it at you with its bill. Turns out it's the rare egg that is just an egg -- it breaks open and egg white and yolk leak out. Looks like the yolk's on the goose!
Occurs at A Sinister Dodecahedron.
References
- The "laser" miss message refers to Laser Eye Surgery.
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