This is an air mattress filled with air at a temperature as close as you can get to absolute zero without making the universe angry. Having this in your dwelling will render you impervious to cold. Or at least less pervious than you were before.
Installing this in your dwelling will destroy your [furniture] -- are you sure you want to proceed?
Yes!
After clicking [Yes!]:
Frigid air mattress
You toss your [furniture] aside and install the frigid air mattress in your dwelling. The [furniture] is immediately stolen (and subsequently urinated on) by a hobo. Yech.
