Flavored foot massage oil
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flavored foot massage oil
This is a little vial of massage oil. Flavored massage oil. Flavored foot massage oil. You really, really hope it's supposed to be a gag gift. Let's just all use the power of positive thinking to make it that way, shall we?
Type: usable (self or others)
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item( In-game plural: vials of flavored foot massage oil) Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
When Used
Give Someone A Foot Massage. You can't Be Serious.
Massage the dirty, disgusting feet of (name or playerid)
You have given a foot massage to (name or playerid)
- Message received by target:
<username> has given you a foot massage. It doesn't mean anything; I'd give my mother a foot massage. Well, I'd give your mother a foot massage.
- Bestows 5 turns of one of the following effects on your target, and uses up one flavored foot massage oil.
- If the target has any of those three effects (item is not used):
That person has received a sensual flavored oil massage in their lower extremities recently. You should try again later. Sicko.
- If the target is in Hardcore or Ronin, and is not yourself (item is not used):
That item cannot be used on a player in Ronin or Hardcore.
References
- Giving "someone else a foot massage" is a reference to the scene in Tarantino's Pulp Fiction where Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) are talking about giving people foot massages. Vincent claims that giving a foot massage to another person always means something, but Jules denies it. Vincent finishes the discussion saying, "Would you give a man a foot massage?"
- "I'd give my mother a foot massage. Well, I'd give your mother a foot massage." may be a reference to MC Elemental's "Cup of Brown Joy" - at the end of the song, he says: "I’d sell my own grandma for a cup. / Well, I’d sell your grandma for a cup"
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