Flaming juggler's balls
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Okay, first off, whatever anatomical jokes you're thinking of, just drop them, okay? Good. This is a set of three balls of frozen flame -- I said drop it! This is a set of three spherical throwing implements of frozen flame. They're enchanted such that, so long as two of them are in the air at any given time, they'll deal an impressive amount of damage to any enemy. See, and your mom told you those clown college classes would never pay off.
(In-game plural: flaming juggler's balls)
You stay on the ball, get the ball rolling, and pelt it with your juggler's balls for X damage. SPLAT! SMACK! WHAM!
You do some amazing tricks with your flaming juggler's balls, dazzling it and doing X damage. Now that's a marketable skill you got, there. BONK! KAPOW! BONK!
You pelt it with your flaming balls -- er, orbs -- all the while maintaining a complex juggling pattern. You hit for X damage. KERBLAM! BAM! WHACK!
You get tired of juggling work, a family, and a social life, and instead juggle your flaming juggler's balls, hitting it for X damage. ZAP! BONK! ZOT!
You hold your balls for charity, and for fancy dress, then you throw them at it for X damage. ZOT! KAPOW! WHAM!
You throw one of the balls at it. Apparently, it never took high school gym class, because it spectacularly fails to dodge, taking X damage. POW! BAM! SOCKO!
|You squeeze the frozen flame. It burns! It burns!
You drop it, and it quickly re-freezes into a new object.
- You must have Torso Awaregness for this item to melt into the flaming pink shirt, otherwise it will melt into the flaming familiar doppelgänger.
|TOP 10 flaming juggler's balls collections|
6. Demian - 2 | 7. JustinCarto - 2 | 8. Stargazer67 - 1 | 9. Andyzero - 1 | 10. Clubbrz L337 - 1
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings