Fish bazooka
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fish bazooka
What do you get when you take a bazookafish and remove the head, tail, fins, and body? This, apparently. Well, this and fish guts all over your hands.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed bazooka)
Power: 200
Moxie Required: 85
Selling Price: 250 Meat.Enchantment:
Moxie +5%
+10% Meat from Monsters ( In-game plural: fish bazookas) Obtained From
- The Brinier Deepers
- bazookafish
Messages
You shout, "yo, Joe!" and fire a missile that explodes for X damage. ZAP! BIFF! KAPOW!
You fire a missile from your bazooka. The ensuing explosion, in addition to being totally sweeeeeet, does X damage. BONK! WHAM! BONK!
You launch a missile at it, but miss by a few feet. Turns out missiles are in that category of things in which 'close enough' counts, because it takes X damage. WHAM! SMACK! SPLAT!
You shout, "fire in the hole!" and then shoot a missile that explodes for X damage. That was a little too much information, man. POW! BAM! BARF!
Notes
- Pulverizes into a sea salt crystal.
- The following message is displayed after critical hits:
The shockwave from the powerful bazooka blast rocks your opponent for an additional X damage.
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References
- "Yo, Joe!" Refers to the cartoon series based on G.I. Joe.
- "Turns out missiles are in that category of things in which 'close enough' counts" refers to the proverb "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."
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