Familiars by type

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A list of familiars in the Kingdom of Loathing, ordered by type. For a chart showing familiars and whether or not they possess certain skills, see Familiar abilities.

Does it all (potentially)

40. Doppelshifter Doppelshifter
54. Comma Chameleon Comma Chameleon
82. Mad Hatrack Mad Hatrack
105. Frumious Bandersnatch Frumious Bandersnatch

Does nothing

45. Pet Rock Pet Rock
63. Toothsome Rock Toothsome Rock
78. Bulky Buddy Box (familiar) Bulky Buddy Box

Does many useless or detrimental things

67. O.A.F. O.A.F.
93. Black Cat Black Cat

Enemy damage

Damage formulas for Combat Familiars. Except where otherwise noted, damage is always rounded down.

#	Familiar	Action Rate	Damage
Lime and Lime-like
5	Sabre-Toothed Lime Sabre-Toothed Lime	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
26	Crimbo Elf Crimbo Elf	(ceiling(wt/6)*10+30)/3%	(wt+4)*(0.5-1.0)
51	Wind-up Chattering Teeth Wind-up Chattering Teeth	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar) El Vibrato Megadrone (ATTACK)	50%	(wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
66	Dandy Lion Dandy Lion	50% (with whip equipped)	wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
4	Angry Goat Angry Goat	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	half-elemental lime: x = wt*(0.5-1.0)+1 total damage; x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) stench.
24	Jill-O-Lantern Jill-O-Lantern	25%	half-elemental lime: x = (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) total damage; x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) hot or spooky
25	Hand Turkey Hand Turkey	25%	wt+1 to wt+3
34	Flaming Gravy Fairy Flaming Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
35	Frozen Gravy Fairy Frozen Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) cold
36	Stinky Gravy Fairy Stinky Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) stench
37	Spooky Gravy Fairy Spooky Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) spooky
49	Sleazy Gravy Fairy Sleazy Gravy Fairy	33%	wt*(0.5-1.0) sleaze
10	Stab Bat Stab Bat	to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10% target is monster: 66%, 80% with shock collar	wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
56	Scary Death Orb Scary Death Orb	to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10% target is monster: 66%, 80% with tuning fork	wt*(0.5-1.0)+2 spooky
70	Green Pixie Green Pixie	50%	wt*(0.5-1.0) Physical
Non-lime formula attack familiars
1	Mosquito Mosquito	25%	1 to wt/2
9	Howling Balloon Monkey Howling Balloon Monkey	27.5% (0% if wt<11)	wt*(0.25-0.5)
11	Grue Grue	10+10*ceil(wt/4)%	(wt + 3*(5-L))*(0.5-1.0)+2
20	Killer Bee Killer Bee	33%	1 to wt/2
21	Whirling Maple Leaf Whirling Maple Leaf	25%	(wt+1)*(0.5-1.0)
28	Baby Yeti Baby Yeti	25%	wt/2 to wt+5 cold
32	Clockwork Grapefruit Clockwork Grapefruit	50%	ceiling(wt/2) to wt+6
33	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	70% (55% w/chip)	wt*(0.5-1.0) - 5
		15% (15% w/chip)	wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
		15% (30% w/chip)	wt*(0.5-1.0) + 10
46	Snowy Owl Snowy Owl	ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%	ceil(wt to (wt+3)/2) + 5
61	Ninja Snowflake Ninja Snowflake	ceiling(wt/6)*10%	wt to 2*wt cold
53	Astral Badger Astral Badger	(MicroMechaMech)	(MicroMechaMech)
68	Penguin Goodfella Penguin Goodfella	100% (only with use of a Goodfella contract with enough Meat)	wt*(2-4)
102	Imitation Crab Imitation Crab	100% (twice per round)	1 to wt/2 (two times per attack; max 10 on land; max 20 on land with imitation whetstone)
103	Pair of Ragged Claws Pair of Ragged Claws	50%	1 to wt/2 (two times per attack)
Non-formula based attack familiars
38	Inflatable Dodecapede Inflatable Dodecapede	N/A	1-5 lbs. = 11-27 6-10 lbs. = 9-24 11-15 lbs. = 5-17 16-20 lbs. = 4-15 20+ lbs. = 2-10
Starfish family
17	Star Starfish Star Starfish	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
52	Spirit Hobo Spirit Hobo	33% (only while boozed)	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
74	Gluttonous Green Ghost Gluttonous Green Ghost	33% (?) (only while fed)	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
106	Midget Clownfish Midget Clownfish	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) on land; ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in water
114	Rock Lobster Rock Lobster	33%	(wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) (on land); ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in water
Attack / Delevel
7	Spooky Pirate Skeleton Spooky Pirate Skeleton	75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%)	int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
		25% delevel	1 to int(wt/4) delevels
19	Ghost Pickle on a Stick Ghost Pickle on a Stick	66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%)	int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 damage
		33% delevel	1 to int(wt/3) delevels
55	Misshapen Animal Skeleton Misshapen Animal Skeleton	66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%)	(6+wt)*(0.5-1.0)+1 plus (6+wt)*(0.5-1.0)+1 spooky
		33% delevel	1 to int(wt/3) delevels
Kitchen Sink
31	Personal Raincloud Personal Raincloud	15%	1 to wt+3
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl Hanukkimbo Dreidl	1d4	Shin: 2(1-wt)
44	Sweet Nutcracker Sweet Nutcracker	ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%	wt/2+1 to wt+7
6	Fuzzy Dice Fuzzy Dice	2.5% (30% * 3/36)	2d6 = 4: wt
		1.66% (30% * 2/36)	2d6 = 11: 2*wt
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	11%	int(1.5*(wt+1)) to int(1.5*(wt+3))
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo	25% (before round 10) 50% (round 10 and after)	wt+1 to wt+3 (doubled with Limit Break)
29	Feather Boa Constrictor Feather Boa Constrictor		wt+1 to wt+3 sleaze
62	Evil Teddy Bear Evil Teddy Bear		(it's complicated)
71	Ragamuffin Imp Ragamuffin Imp		(Based on Number in Circulation)
72	Wizard Action Figure Wizard Action Figure		wt/2 to 2+wt/2
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.		wt/2 to wt (Tesla) wt+5 to wt+10 (Chainsaw)
80	RoboGoose RoboGoose		2*(wt+2+1d4)
92	Disembodied Hand Disembodied Hand	100%	wt+(weaponpower/10) to 2*wt+(weaponpower/5), calculated separately

Player damage

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Dmg (Low)	Dmg (High)	Notes
6	Fuzzy Dice Fuzzy Dice	1.6% (30% * 2/36)	wt	wt	Rolling either a 2 or 12
10	Stab Bat Stab Bat	33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2
10	Stab Bat Stab Bat	20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2	w/ collar equipped
20	Killer Bee Killer Bee	33%	1	1	Accompanies stat gain
56	Scary Death Orb Scary Death Orb	33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2
56	Scary Death Orb Scary Death Orb	20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))	0.5*wt+2	1.0*wt+2	w/ fork equipped
80	RoboGoose RoboGoose	6.67%	0.5*(wt+4)-1	0.5*(wt+4)+1	poached

Absorbs damage

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Dmg (Low)	Dmg (High)	Notes
47	Teddy Bear Teddy Bear	??	??	??
60	Origami Towel Crane Origami Towel Crane	??	??	??
62	Evil Teddy Bear Evil Teddy Bear	??	??	??
79	Teddy Borg Teddy Borg	??	??	??

Stat gain

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Formula	Notes
12	Blood-Faced Volleyball Blood-Faced Volleyball	100%	sqrt(wt)
18	Hovering Sombrero Hovering Sombrero	100%	sqrt(wt)  *(1+sqrt(ML-4))  /10
20	Killer Bee Killer Bee	33%	1-3	Applied to Muscle
23	Cheshire Bat Cheshire Bat	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
24	Jill-O-Lantern Jill-O-Lantern	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
31	Personal Raincloud Personal Raincloud	36%	1-3	Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox
39	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	??%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball (requires MP)
42	Cymbal-Playing Monkey Cymbal-Playing Monkey	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
50	Wild Hare Wild Hare	24%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
52	Spirit Hobo Spirit Hobo	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
58	Nervous Tick Nervous Tick	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll Ancient Yuletide Troll	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
68	Penguin Goodfella Penguin Goodfella	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
72	Wizard Action Figure Wizard Action Figure	100%	sqrt(wt/3)
72	Wizard Action Figure Wizard Action Figure with mint-condition magic wand	100%	sqrt(2*wt/3)
74	Gluttonous Green Ghost Gluttonous Green Ghost	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
76	Hunchbacked Minion Hunchbacked Minion	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. with metallic foil radar dish	100%	sqrt(wt)  *(1+sqrt(ML-4))  /10	Sombrero formula
90	Llama Lama Llama Lama	100%	sqrt(wt/2)	Modified volleyball formula
94	Uniclops Uniclops	100%	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball formula
101	Sugar Fruit Fairy Sugar Fruit Fairy	??	sqrt(wt)	Volleyball (requires MP)
111	Baby Sandworm Baby Sandworm	100%	sqrt(wt)  *(1+sqrt(ML-4))  /10	Sombrero formula
119	Chauvinist Pig Chauvinist Pig	100%	sqrt(wt)  *(1+sqrt(ML-4))  /10	Volleyball formula

Weakens enemy

ID/Pic	Familiar	Frequency	Levels (Low)	Levels (High)	Notes
Barrrnacle-like (delevels at beginning of combat)
8	Barrrnacle (familiar) Barrrnacle	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2	Can breathe underwater
43	Temporal Riftlet Temporal Riftlet	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2
30	Emo Squid Emo Squid	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2	Can breathe underwater
68	Penguin Goodfella Penguin Goodfella	4.5*wt%	wt/2	wt/2
72	Wizard Action Figure Wizard Action Figure	*	??	??
103	Pair of Ragged Claws Pair of Ragged Claws	??	wt/2	wt/2
Skeleton-like (delevels during combat)
7	Spooky Pirate Skeleton Spooky Pirate Skeleton	25%	1	wt/4
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo	25%	floor((wt+1)/3)	ceil((wt+1)/3)	Doubled on a LIMIT BREAK!
19	Ghost Pickle on a Stick Ghost Pickle on a Stick	33%	1	wt/3
31	Personal Raincloud Personal Raincloud	15%	1	wt/4
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	11%	floor(wt/2)	floor(wt/2)
55	Misshapen Animal Skeleton Misshapen Animal Skeleton	33%	1	wt/3	"Disappointed" attack
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	??	0.3*wt	0.5*wt
80	RoboGoose RoboGoose	6.67%	(wt+4)/3	(wt+4)/3	"over hard" attack
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar) El Vibrato Megadrone	50%	1	int(wt/4)	"MODIFY" card equipped
83	Llama Lama Llama Lama	20%	1	int(wt/4)

Prevents enemy attacks

ID/Pic	Familiar	Frequency	Notes
3	Levitating Potato Levitating Potato	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%.
6	Fuzzy Dice Fuzzy Dice	3.33%	When it rolls a 9
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl Hanukkimbo Dreidl	??	When it lands on Nun
29	Feather Boa Constrictor Feather Boa Constrictor	??
30	Emo Squid Emo Squid	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%
43	Temporal Riftlet Temporal Riftlet	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	5.5%	Also delevels
60	Origami Towel Crane Origami Towel Crane	??
62	Evil Teddy Bear Evil Teddy Bear	??
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	??	Only on first round of combat when initiative has been lost
80	RoboGoose RoboGoose	??
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar) El Vibrato Megadrone	??	When programmed to BUILD
91	Cotton Candy Carnie Cotton Candy Carnie	1.5*wt%	Potato formula.
100	Cuddlefish Cuddlefish, on land	1.125*wt%	75% of the potato formula. Maximum block rate of 90%.
100	Cuddlefish Cuddlefish, underwater	1.5*wt%	Maximum block rate of 90%

Restores HP

All formulas are rounded down unless otherwise indicated.

ID	Familiar	Freq.	HP Min	HP Max	Notes
Heals at beginning of combat
72	Wizard Action Figure Wizard Action Figure	Special	wt-5	wt+5	Only if you have less than 50%
Heals during combat
1	Mosquito Mosquito	25%	1	wt/2
6	Fuzzy Dice Fuzzy Dice	4.2%	wt	wt
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo	8.3%	wt+6	wt+8	Restores MP
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo with LIMIT BREAK!	2.2%	2*wt+7	2*wt+11	Only 17 pounds and above
31	Personal Raincloud Personal Raincloud	??	1	wt+3
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	5.5%	1.5*(wt+1)+5	1.5*(wt+3)+5	Restores MP
80	RoboGoose RoboGoose	6.66%	2*wt+11	2*wt+17	Odd increments only
Heals at end of combat
14	Ghuol Whelp Ghuol Whelp	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores MP
31	Personal Raincloud Personal Raincloud	??	1	wt+3	Can restore during combat
50	Wild Hare Wild Hare	24%	(wt+5)/2)	wt+5	Restores MP
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll Ancient Yuletide Troll	25%	.4*wt	.8*wt
66	Dandy Lion Dandy Lion	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Ghuol Whelp formula
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar) El Vibrato Megadrone (REPAIR)	50%	(3*wt+5)/2	(3*wt+5)
91	Cotton Candy Carnie Cotton Candy Carnie	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Ghuol Whelp formula
99	Mutant Gila Monster Mutant Gila Monster	???	(1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2	(1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5	Restores MP, attacks, and poisons; gd is grimacite darkness
100	Cuddlefish Cuddlefish, on land	50%	(int(.75*wt)+5)/2	.75*wt+5	75% Ghuol Whelp
100	Cuddlefish Cuddlefish, underwater	50%	(int(1.5*wt)+5)/2	1.5*wt+5	150% Ghuol Whelp

Restores MP

All formulas are rounded down unless otherwise indicated.

ID	Familiar	Freq.	Min.	Max.	Notes
Restores at beginning of combat
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	20%	wt/2	wt	Only when you've won initiative
Ghuol Whelp-like (restores at end of combat)
14	Ghuol Whelp Ghuol Whelp	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
21	Whirling Maple Leaf Whirling Maple Leaf	35%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5
31	Personal Raincloud Personal Raincloud	??%	1	wt/3	Can also restore during combat
50	Wild Hare Wild Hare	24%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll Ancient Yuletide Troll	??%	wt*.4	wt*.8	Either restores HP or MP, but not both
66	Dandy Lion Dandy Lion	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5
91	Cotton Candy Carnie Cotton Candy Carnie	50%	(wt+5)/2	wt+5	Restores HP
99	Mutant Gila Monster Mutant Gila Monster	???	(1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2	(1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5	Restores HP, attacks, and poisons; gd is grimacite darkness
100	Cuddlefish Cuddlefish, on land	50%	(int(.75*wt)+5)/2	.75*wt+5	75% Ghuol Whelp
100	Cuddlefish Cuddlefish, underwater	50%	(int(1.5*wt)+5)/2	1.5*wt+5	150% Ghuol Whelp
Starfish-like (restores during combat)
6	Fuzzy Dice Fuzzy Dice	1.7%	wt	wt	When it rolls a 3
9	Howling Balloon Monkey Howling Balloon Monkey	27.5%	wt/4	wt/2	Only above 10 pounds
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo	8.3%	wt+6	wt+8	Restores HP
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo with LIMIT BREAK!	2%	2*wt+7	2*wt+11	Only at 17+ pounds
17	Star Starfish Star Starfish	33%	(wt+3)/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount of damage
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl Hanukkimbo Dreidl	??%	1	wt+1	When it lands on Heh!
28	Baby Yeti Baby Yeti	50%	wt/2	wt+5	Attacks otherwise
31	Personal Raincloud Personal Raincloud	??%	1	wt/3	Also restores at end of combat
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	5.5%	1.5*(wt+1)+5	1.5*(wt+3)+5
52	Spirit Hobo Spirit Hobo	33%	(wt+3)/2	wt+3	Requires booze
74	Gluttonous Green Ghost Gluttonous Green Ghost	33%	(wt+3)/2	wt+3	Requires food
106	Midget Clownfish Midget Clownfish, on land	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
106	Midget Clownfish Midget Clownfish, underwater	33%	(int((wt*1.5)+3))/2	(wt*1.5)+3	Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
114	Rock Lobster Rock Lobster, on land	33%	(int(wt+3))/2	wt+3	Causes equal amount in Hot damage
114	Rock Lobster Rock Lobster, underwater	33%	(int((wt*1.5)+3))/2	(wt*1.5)+3	Causes equal amount in Hot damage

Increases meat drop

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Formula	Notes
2	Leprechaun Leprechaun	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
22	Coffee Pixie Coffee Pixie	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
23	Cheshire Bat Cheshire Bat	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
25	Hand Turkey Hand Turkey	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
41	Attention-Deficit Demon Attention-Deficit Demon	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
42	Cymbal-Playing Monkey Cymbal-Playing Monkey	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
50	Wild Hare Wild Hare	24%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
57	Jitterbug Jitterbug	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
58	Nervous Tick Nervous Tick	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
75	Casagnova Gnome Casagnova Gnome	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
76	Hunchbacked Minion Hunchbacked Minion	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
89	Hobo Monkey Hobo Monkey	100%	2.5*wt + sqrt(275*wt) - 6	1.25 leprechaun
94	Uniclops Uniclops	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
95	Psychedelic Bear Psychedelic Bear	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
115	Urchin Urchin Urchin Urchin	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
118	Dancing Frog Dancing Frog	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
119	Chauvinist Pig Chauvinist Pig	100%	2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6

Produces meat

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Meat (Low)	Meat (High)	Notes
6	Fuzzy Dice Fuzzy Dice	2.5%	10	10	When it rolls a 10
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo	8.3%	3*wt+3	5*wt+15	Does not produce meat after round 10
16	Cocoabo Cocoabo + LIMIT BREAK!	2.2%	6*wt+6	10*wt+30	Does not produce meat after round 10
27	Hanukkimbo Dreidl Hanukkimbo Dreidl	??%	1	3*wt	When it rolls Gimmel
29	Feather Boa Constrictor Feather Boa Constrictor	??%	4*wt+4	6*wt+18
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	5.5%	4.5*wt+5	7.5*wt+15	Does not produce meat after round 10
89	Hobo Monkey Hobo Monkey	??%

Increases item drop

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Formula	Notes
15	Baby Gravy Fairy Baby Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
22	Coffee Pixie Coffee Pixie	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
26	Crimbo Elf Crimbo Elf	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
34	Flaming Gravy Fairy Flaming Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
35	Frozen Gravy Fairy Frozen Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
36	Stinky Gravy Fairy Stinky Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
37	Spooky Gravy Fairy Spooky Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
39	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	??		Requires MP
41	Attention-Deficit Demon Attention-Deficit Demon	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
49	Sleazy Gravy Fairy Sleazy Gravy Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
50	Wild Hare Wild Hare	12%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
57	Jitterbug Jitterbug	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
66	Dandy Lion Dandy Lion	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
69	Jumpsuited Hound Dog Jumpsuited Hound Dog	100%	sqrt(68.75*wt)+1.25*wt-3	1.25 fairy
70	Green Pixie Green Pixie	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
72	Wizard Action Figure Wizard Action Figure	100%	sqrt(55*wt/3)+wt/3-3	1/3 fairy
72	Wizard Action Figure Wizard Action Figure with mint-condition magic wand	100%	sqrt(110*wt/3)+2*wt/3-3	2/3 fairy
75	Casagnova Gnome Casagnova Gnome	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
95	Psychedelic Bear Psychedelic Bear	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
101	Sugar Fruit Fairy Sugar Fruit Fairy	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
116	Grouper Groupie Grouper Groupie	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
118	Dancing Frog Dancing Frog	100%	sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3

Adventure gain

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Notes
43	Temporal Riftlet Temporal Riftlet	5%	At 20 lbs and above
50	Wild Hare Wild Hare	Every 15 adventures
50	Wild Hare Wild Hare with miniature dormouse	Every 12 adventures

Increases combat rate

69. Jumpsuited Hound Dog Jumpsuited Hound Dog

Buffs

ID	Familiar	Buff	Frequency	Duration
44	Sweet Nutcracker Sweet Nutcracker	Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy (+Item Drops)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Rushin' Hands (Melee+3)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Arabian Knighthood (+5% Mus)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Oriental Mysticism (+5% Myst)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Reedy Pipes (+5% Moxie)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
77	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Cybernetic Muscles (+10% Mus)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Neuromancy (+10% Myst)	??%	ceil(wt/3)
		Can Has Cyborger (+10% Mox)	??%	ceil(wt/3)

Increases Melee Damage

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Low	High	Notes
81	El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar) El Vibrato Megadrone (BUFF)	50%	2*wt	3*wt

Increases Spell Damage

ID	Familiar	Frequency	Formula	Notes
104	Magic Dragonfish Magic Dragonfish	100%	2*wt	Caps at 100% on land

Removes Beaten Up effect

50. Wild Hare Wild Hare

Gives specific items

ID	Familiar	Item	Frequency	Limit?
48	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	toast toast	2.5%	None
53	Astral Badger Astral Badger	astral mushroom astral mushroom	25%	5
65	Ancient Yuletide Troll Ancient Yuletide Troll	disintegrating sheet music disintegrating sheet music	3.3%	None
68	Penguin Goodfella Penguin Goodfella	Goodfella contract Goodfella contract	5%-100%*	None
70	Green Pixie Green Pixie	tiny bottle of absinthe tiny bottle of absinthe	5-20%	5
80	RoboGoose RoboGoose	robotronic egg robotronic egg	12.5%	None
90	Llama Lama Llama Lama	llama lama gong llama lama gong	?%	5
91	Cotton Candy Carnie Cotton Candy Carnie	Only when HP and MP are near full: cotton candy pinch cotton candy pinch, cotton candy smidgen cotton candy smidgen, cotton candy skoshe cotton candy skoshe, cotton candy plug cotton candy plug, cotton candy cone cotton candy cone, cotton candy pillow cotton candy pillow, cotton candy bale cotton candy bale	?%	10
101	Sugar Fruit Fairy Sugar Fruit Fairy	sugar banana sugar banana, sugar cherry sugar cherry, sugar lime sugar lime, sugar plum sugar plum	?%	?
111	Baby Sandworm Baby Sandworm	agua de vida agua de vida	?%	5
114	Rock Lobster Rock Lobster	floaty sand floaty sand	?%	?

Gives elemental resistance

72. Exotic Parrot Exotic Parrot

Breathes Underwater

ID	Familiar	Notes
8	Barrrnacle (familiar) Barrrnacle	Delevels
30	Emo Squid Emo Squid	Combines the properties of a Levitating Potato and a Barrrnacle
100	Cuddlefish Cuddlefish	75% Levitating Potato and 75% Ghuol Whelp on land. 100% Levitating Potato and 150% Ghuol Whelp in water.
102	Imitation Crab Imitation Crab	Attacks enemies twice per round.
104	Magic Dragonfish Magic Dragonfish	Spell Damage +X%.
106	Midget Clownfish Midget Clownfish	Sleaze alignment Star Starfish: 100% Star Starfish on land, 150% Star Starfish in water.
114	Rock Lobster Rock Lobster	Hot alignment Star Starfish: 100% Star Starfish on land, 150% Star Starfish in water; sometimes drops floaty sand at the end of combat.
115	Urchin Urchin Urchin Urchin	Acts as a full leprechaun on both land and sea.
116	Grouper Groupie Grouper Groupie	Acts as a full Baby Gravy Fairy on both land and sea.
117	Squamous Gibberer Squamous Gibberer	Acts as a full Levitating Potato and Ghuol Whelp. Also grants bonus rollover adventures like the Wild Hare (double underwater)
119	Dancing Frog Dancing Frog	Acts as a full leprechaun/fairy however must have the amphibious tophat equipped to breathe underwater.

Grants the player the enchantments of the weapon it holds

92. Disembodied Hand Disembodied Hand

Temporary quest familiar

59. Reassembled Blackbird Reassembled Blackbird