Evil Olive
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 You're fighting an Evil OliveMan, I think the olives have gone bad. Especially this one.
Hit Message(s):
It squirts pimento juice in your eye. OW! Argh! Eek!
It bites you with tiny olive-y teeth. It hurts more than you'd expect. Ugh! Ouch!
It spits an olive seed at you. It bounces off your cornea, which hurts a little. Ow! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
It summons a mountain of olives, which avalanche down on you. You feel like you've been run over by several other reindeer. Eek! Ugh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
It squirts pimento juice at your eyes, but you blink fast.
It tries to bite you with tiny olive-y teeth, but backs off when it sees your martini tattoo.
It spits an olive seed at you, but can't spit hard enough to make it hurt.
Fumble Message:
It summons a mountain of olives to bury you, but you eat your way out. You like olives.
Occurs at The Palindome.
Notes
- There was a rumor that the Evil Olive cannot hit you if you have the martini tattoo, but this has been disproven.
- The failed attack text "It tries to bite you...but backs off when it sees your martini tattoo" can still occur even when you haven't yet unlocked the martini tattoo.
References
- The fumble message text "It summons a mountain of olives to bury you, but you eat your way out. You like olives." is a reference to a song by Dan Bern called "Jerusalem". The verse is as follows: "I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem/Mmmm Jerusalem sweet Jerusalem/And all I ate was olives/Nothing but olives/Mountains of olives/It was a good ten days/I like olives/I like you too."
- The critical hit message is a possible reference to the children's book "Olive, the Other Reindeer", which is based on a mondegreen for the Christmas carol "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (where "all of the other reindeer" is misheard as "Olive, the other reindeer")
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