Dense meat crossbow

dense meat crossbow

This is a fine, fine crossbow, made from a sinewy crossbow string and some densely-packed meat. You could use it to fire bolts across the dense meat bow or the dense meat stern of a dense meat ship. If there was any such thing as a dense meat ship.

(Meatsmithing component)
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed crossbow)
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15

Selling Price: 65 Meat.

Enchantment:
Moxie +3

(In-game plural: dense meat crossbows)

You let loose a dense, meaty bolt at the dense, meaty monster. <It> takes X points of damage. BIFF! ZOT! BARF!

You prove you're not dense or meaty by letting a dense, meaty bolt fly, hitting <it> for X damage. BOINK! BIFF! WHACK!