| Item
| Damage
| Notes
|
| sharpened hubcap
| 463
| damage range unknown
|
| Sparking El Vibrato drone
| 250-300
|
|
| poltergeist-in-the-jar-o
| 200-250
| Semi-rare
|
| unstable laser battery
| 200-250
| Stuns for the current round
|
| sawblade fragment
| Special (up to 130-255)
| Does 100-150 damage and X additional damage, where X starts at 20-30 and is reduced by 5-10 each round.
|
| Zombo's empty eye
| 169-193
| May only be used once per day, not consumed upon usage, also delevels
|
| communications windchimes
| 150-200
| Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing War Hippy Fatigues
|
| PADL Phone
| 128-177
| Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues
|
| rainbow bomb
| 120-180
| Does 20-30 in physical damage and in each element; figures are estimated.
|
| floorboard cruft
| 100-120
| Stuns for the current and 1 additional round
|
| killing feather
| 100-120
|
|
| macrame net
| 90-100
| Stuns for the current round, delevels 8-10
|
| superamplified boom box
| 90-100
| Stuns for the current round, delevels 8-10
|
| sausage bomb
| 80-120
| Stuns for the current and 1 additional round
|
| fetid feather
| 80-120
|
|
| flaming feather
| 80-120
|
|
| flirtatious feather
| 80-120
|
|
| frightful feather
| 80-120
|
|
| frozen feather
| 80-120
|
|
| big boom
| 80-120
| Stuns for 1 round
|
| ovoid leather thing
| 80-100
| Can sometimes damage player for 40-50HP instead
|
| stone frisbee
| 80-100
| Can sometimes damage player for 40-50HP instead
|
| exploding hacky-sack
| 75-100
|
|
| tequila grenade
| 75-100
|
|
| patchouli oil bomb
| 65-80
| When used on a frat soldier, causes an additional 50-80 damage
|
| molotov cocktail cocktail
| 65-80
| When used on a hippy, causes an additional 50-80 damage
|
| brick of sand
| 60-80
| Stuns
|
| beer bomb
| 55-75
|
|
| water pipe bomb
| 55-75
|
|
| star throwing star
| 50-75
|
|
| sake bomb
| 50-60
|
|
| ferret bait
| 50-60
|
|
| rocky raccoon
| 50-60
|
|
| Cloaca grenade
| 50-60
| Reduces Monster's Attack by 2
|
| Dyspepsi grenade
| 50-60
| Reduces Monster's Attack by 2
|
| bottle of alcohol
| 45-65
|
|
| NG
| 40-70
|
|
| grouchy restless spirit
| 40-45
|
|
| pygmy blowgun
| Special (up to 38-56)
| Does 20-30 damage and 50% of the previous round's damage in subsequent rounds.
|
| lavender plastic oyster egg
| 35-50
|
|
| mauve plastic oyster egg
| 35-50
|
|
| puce plastic oyster egg
| 35-50
|
|
| Bohemian rhapsody
| 22-60
|
|
| monomolecular yo-yo
| 35-45
|
|
| razor-tipped yo-yo
| 35-45
|
|
| photoprotoneutron torpedo
| 30-40
| Sometimes does 40-50 damage instead
|
| black spot
| 32-39
|
|
| dictionary
| 30-60
| Only works against bad spelling monsters, is not spent when used
|
| facsimile dictionary
| 30-60
| Only works against bad spelling monsters, is not spent when used
|
| yo-yo
| 30-40
|
|
| ancient spice
| 30-40
|
|
| toy deathbot
| 30-special
| Upper limit is floor(10%*your HP) + 25.
You lose damage-25 when used.
|
| toy soldier
| 30-35
| Uses a bottle of tequila from inventory
|
| toy mercenary
| 30-35
| Uses 5-10 Meat
|
| scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
| 21-29
| Always causes 5-6 points of random elemental self-damage; does 42-58 elemental damage of weakness to elemental monsters; instantly kills physically resistant monsters
|
| jar of swamp gas
| 20-30
| Stuns 2-4 rounds
|
| frigid ninja stars
| 20-25
|
|
| tree-eating kite
| 20-25
| Does damage only sometimes, is not spent if damage is done
|
| plot hole
| 20-25
| Decreases Monster's Level by 3-4 and occasionally also stops the enemy from attacking
|
| Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
| 10-15 10-15
| Also delevels 3-5. Is not spent when used.
|
| Miniborg beeper
| 20-25
| Damages user for 15-20 HP. Is not spent when used.
|
| miniborg laser
| 15-20
| Is not spent when used.
|
| miniborg stomper
| 15-20
| Is not spent when used.
|
| naughty paper shuriken
| 15-20
|
- Is not spent when used
- Cannot be used in hardcore
- Increases pants drops by 50%
|
| stick of dynamite
| 15-20
|
|
| yo
| 15-20
|
|
| mariachi G-string
| 10-15
|
|
| flaregun
| 10-30
|
- Sometimes backfires and damages the player instead for 10-30 damage and 10-30 Hot damage
- Sometimes does an additional 10-30 Hot Damage damage
|
| onion shurikens
| 10-15
|
|
| Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
| 6-15
| Not consumed when used; can grant effects when it scores the final blow against a monster
|
| spectre scepter
| 6-10
or
8-10
| Not consumed when used; effect in combat is random
|
| bag of airline peanuts
| 6-10
|
|
| baseball
| 6-8
|
|
| leftovers of indeterminate origin
| 5-6
|
|
| sonar-in-a-biscuit
| 5-7
|
|
| terrible poem
| 5
|
|
| hair spray
| 3-4
|
|
| Knob Goblin firecracker
| 2-4
|
|
| razor-sharp can lid
| 2-3
|
|
| seal tooth
| 1
| Is not spent when used
|
| spices
| 1
| Is not spent when used
|
| turtle totem
| 1
| Is not spent when used
|
| lewd playing card
| X +
| Currently unknown
|
