| You pull out the cocktail napkin.
"Oh, hey, umm, yeah," you say, "I, like, lost my phone, and I had to change my number. Here, lemme give you the new one."
You quickly scribble a random phone number onto the napkin and hand it to the clingy pirate. She beams, and says "Well, okay! Okay, great! So, yeah, I'll give you a call soon! Bye!" before wandering off to a different part of the ship.
(Ends the current combat without consuming an adventure)
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