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|text=You walk around to the back of the van, and throw the doors wide.
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"Oh, hey there! My name's Chester," says a mild-voiced hobo from somewhere in the front of the van. "Are you here for some candy?"
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"No," you reply, " I'm here-"
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"Did you wanna take a nap, then? I've got a real comfy mattress in here, if you're sleepy."
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"Dude, no. I came here to-"
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"To play with some toys? I've got all kinds of toys. Come on in here, and I'll show you."
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"I'm not interested in your toys," you say, "I'm here to kick your ass."
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"That doesn't sound like something a good little boy would say. That must make you a bad little boy. And bad little boys have to be punished."
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He advances on you, and while the look in his eyes isn't exactly malicious, it definitely gives you the impression that he's picturing you naked. You shudder as you raise your weapon.
 
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{{acquire|item=Chester's sunglasses|chance=???%}}
 
{{acquire|item=Chester's sunglasses|chance=???%}}
 
{{acquire|item=Chester's cutoffs|chance=???%}}
 
{{acquire|item=Chester's cutoffs|chance=???%}}
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{{acquire|item=extra-greasy slider|chance=???%}}
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{{acquire|item=Chorale of Companionship|chance=???%}}
 
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Occurs at [[The Purple Light District]]
 
Occurs at [[The Purple Light District]]

Revision as of 19:47, 21 June 2008


Chester
Monster ID 698
Locations The Purple Light District: Van, Damn
Hit Points 8000
Attack 500
Defense 450
No-Hit 510
Initiative 200
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Chester You're fighting Chester

You walk around to the back of the van, and throw the doors wide.

"Oh, hey there! My name's Chester," says a mild-voiced hobo from somewhere in the front of the van. "Are you here for some candy?"

"No," you reply, " I'm here-"

"Did you wanna take a nap, then? I've got a real comfy mattress in here, if you're sleepy."

"Dude, no. I came here to-"

"To play with some toys? I've got all kinds of toys. Come on in here, and I'll show you."

"I'm not interested in your toys," you say, "I'm here to kick your ass."

"That doesn't sound like something a good little boy would say. That must make you a bad little boy. And bad little boys have to be punished."

He advances on you, and while the look in his eyes isn't exactly malicious, it definitely gives you the impression that he's picturing you naked. You shudder as you raise your weapon.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Chesthair.gifYou acquire an item: Handful of Chest Hair (100% chance)*
Aquamedal.gifYou acquire an item: Chester's Aquarius medallion (???% chance)*
Candybag.gifYou acquire an item: Chester's bag of candy (???% chance)*
Wifebeater.gifYou acquire an item: Chester's muscle shirt (???% chance)*
Chestache.gifYou acquire an item: Chester's moustache (???% chance)*
Chestershades.gifYou acquire an item: Chester's sunglasses (???% chance)*
Cutoffs.gifYou acquire an item: Chester's cutoffs (???% chance)*
Burger.gifYou acquire an item: extra-greasy slider (???% chance)*
Nopic2.gifYou acquire an item: Chorale of Companionship (???% chance)*Data:Chorale of Companionship

Occurs at The Purple Light District

Notes

He prevents ALL item use in his area. Don't try to use any items while fighting him.