Boxed wine
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boxed wine
This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.
(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.( In-game plural: boxes of wine) Obtained From
- The Barrel full of Barrels
- The "Fun" House
- shaky clown
- Menagerie Level 3
- Booze Giant
- The Shady Thicket
- drunk duck
- The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
- Gleaming the Cube
- Whitey's Grove
- The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
- Items
- handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
- handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
- roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Whitey's Grove
- The Tasting (2)
Recipe
When Consumed
 Boxed wine
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| You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues.
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness.
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Uses
Notes
References
- The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
Zapping
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