Bottle of realpagne

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bottle of realpagne

In the decadent, stylish and stylized world of the Rogue Windmill, champagne simply won't do. When you're a big-spending businessman looking to relax with an expensive courtesan, only the real stuff is good enough for you.

Type: booze
Level required: 2

Selling Price: 55 Meat.

(In-game plural: bottles of realpagne)

Obtained From

The Rogue Windmill: courtesan

When Consumed

You drink the realpagne. The bubbles tickle your nose in a totally authentic fashion.

You acquire an effect: The Real Deal
(duration: 10 Adventures)

You gain 5-8 Adventures.

You gain 12-18 Sarcasm.

You gain 2 Drunkenness.

References

"Realpagne" is a pun on "champagne," in which the "cham" is pronounced as "sham" (a fraud or farce).
"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends" has been around since the 1930s, as a message to write in a friend's yearbook.

Collection

	TOP 10 bottle of realpagne collections
	1. l337 h4xz0r - 845 \| 2. DuRhone - 476 \| 3. The Big O - 455 \| 4. MagFitch - 218 \| 5. Killer Tune - 158 6. Frood - 95 \| 7. Rizzen - 94 \| 8. Pastahead - 75 \| 9. gwesj - 57 \| 10. Snugglypoo - 43 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings