Blackfly Chardonnay

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Item number: 2339
Description ID: 459189919
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Blackfly Chardonnay

This bottle of chardonnay has a painting of a huge disgusting blackfly on the label. That's not ironic, though -- it's just a bad design decision.

Type: booze
Level required: 7

Selling Price: 40 Meat.

(In-game plural: bottles of blackfly chardonnay)

Obtained From

Halloween: Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting (Occurs with the Black Armaments equipped)
Items: black picnic basket
Stores: The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (120 Meat)

When Consumed

You drink the Blackfly Chardonnay. In spite of the label, it's pretty good. (That's still not ironic.)

You gain 5-6 Adventures.

You gain 25-45 Chutzpah.

You gain 3 Drunkenness.

References

This item references the Alanis Morrissette song "Ironic", which contains the line, "It's a black fly in your Chardonnay." Additionally, the description and drink message make reference of the fact that throughout the song, the examples Alanis uses are not actually ironic.

Collection

	TOP 10 Blackfly Chardonnay collections
	1. Sir Gupp - 39064 \| 2. abbywill - 30227 \| 3. l337 h4xz0r - 11725 \| 4. DuRhone - 8978 \| 5. Calatan - 2900 6. frankfly - 2197 \| 7. Pastahead - 1983 \| 8. The Inverted Kiwi - 1635 \| 9. jimmy_hoffa - 1337 \| 10. bubba0823 - 1045 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings