This is a shaker of finely-ground black pepper. Maybe you can use it to fend off those giant hotdogs and fried eggs that keep chasing you around. Maybe you should also stop drinking so much.
Fending off giant hot dogs and fried eggs refers to the old arcade game Burger Time, where you play a chef who uses pepper to fend off giant hotdogs, fried eggs, and pickle slices while stacking giant hamburgers.