Bitchin' Meatcar Quest

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Description

This quest is not available until you have completed the second task for your guild.

Muscle classes:

You ask Olaf about the meatcar.

He gives you a guilty look.

"The meatcar? Um. Well, I parked it at Degrassi Knoll, but by Boris's Hammer, when I got back to it those fiendish gnolls had stolen it!

Here, I'll give you a list of the parts you need to build a new one. Don't tell Gunther, all right?"

Degrassi Knoll shopping list

You acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Mysticality classes:

You ask Blaine about the meatcar.

You see his eyes widen behind the slot in his crate.

"Oh, man, the meatcar! I totally forgot. I left it parked over by Degrassi Knoll... I was gonna go back and get it, but, well, y'know... the crate and all.

The gnolls have probably stripped it for parts by now, anyway. Here's a list of what you'll need to build a new one."

Degrassi Knoll shopping list

You acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Moxie classes:

You ask Izzy about the meatcar.

He suddenly looks particularly cagey.

"The meatcar? Well... I was over near Degrassi Knoll... and, umm, I was mugged! Yeah, mugged. Totally. And they stole the meatcar.

Nothing to do with a poker game at all.

If I know those gnolls (and I'm not saying I do,) they'll have completely stripped the car by now. You'll have to filch these parts and build a new one."

He scribbles a list of parts on the back of a napkin and hands it to you.

Degrassi Knoll shopping list

You acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Tasks

• Adventure at Degrassi Knoll until you have accumulated the following:
  • cog
  • empty meat tank
  • spring
  • sprocket
  • tires

• create a meat stack and 6 meat pastes in your inventory
• collect sweet rims from the hermit (you will need a worthless item for this, and you need to buy a hermit permit in the market)
• create yourself a bitchin' meatcar

Rewards

• Area access: Desert Beach
• You gain a new accomplishment in your Quest Log: "You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car."

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Muscle classes

Initial visit:

You ask Olaf about the meatcar.

He gives you a guilty look.

"The meatcar? Um. Well, I parked it at Degrassi Knoll, but by Boris's Hammer, when I got back to it those fiendish gnolls had stolen it!

Here, I'll give you a list of the parts you need to build a new one. Don't tell Gunther, all right?"

Degrassi Knoll shopping list

You acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Subsequent vists:

"Have you found all of the meatcar parts? Once you have them all, you'll need to use meat paste to stick them all together. Fear not, warrior -- it is not a complicated device."

With completed bitchin' meatcar:

"Ah, I see you have rebuilt the meatcar. Thank you, <name>. After such trials, you deserve a respite -- perhaps a trip to the beach? I shall mark it on your map for you.

Keep your eyes peeled if you decide to head South of the Border -- it can be a dangerous place. If you're in the mood for something safer, you can always just head to the travel agency instead."

Mysticality classes

Initial visit:

You ask Blaine about the meatcar.

You see his eyes widen behind the slot in his crate.

"Oh, man, the meatcar! I totally forgot. I left it parked over by Degrassi Knoll... I was gonna go back and get it, but, well, y'know... the crate and all.

The gnolls have probably stripped it for parts by now, anyway. Here's a list of what you'll need to build a new one."

Degrassi Knoll shopping list

You acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Subsequent vists:

"Any luck with the car? Once you've got all of the parts, you can use meat paste to put them together."

With completed bitchin' meatcar:

"You rebuilt the meatcar? Thanks a lot! Sounds to me like you could use a vacation after that. Shove your map through the slot here, and I'll give you directions to the beach.

South of the Border is a nice place to relax, but there's also a travel agency down there if you want to go somewhere a little more exotic."

Moxie classes

Initial visit:

You ask Izzy about the meatcar.

He suddenly looks particularly cagey.

"The meatcar? Well... I was over near Degrassi Knoll... and, umm, I was mugged! Yeah, mugged. Totally. And they stole the meatcar.

Nothing to do with a poker game at all.

If I know those gnolls (and I'm not saying I do,) they'll have completely stripped the car by now. You'll have to filch these parts and build a new one."

He scribbles a list of parts on the back of a napkin and hands it to you.

Degrassi Knoll shopping list

You acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Subsequent vists:

"Any luck with the meatcar? Once you've got all of the parts from the gnolls or wherever, just stick 'em together with meat paste."

With completed bitchin' meatcar:

"Hey, you finished the meatcar? Nice! Listen -- I'll make ya a deal: don't tell Shifty about this little incident, and I'll put in a good word for you with the chick at the travel agency at the beach.

Here, I'll mark the spot on your map. Oh, and hey, if you get in the mood for a little bit of 'entertainment' while you're down that way, you should definitely head South of the Border."

Notes

• This quest is received from your guild.
• Unless you're on a Muscle sign, Degrassi Knoll is unlocked when you receive this quest.
• Upon completion of this quest, the Desert Beach becomes accessible.
• You gain a new accomplishment in your Quest Log: "You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car."