This is a phat beet. You might even go so far as to call it a mad beet. It has been called the most intense of vegetables, so you might even say that in an intensity contest, a beet cannot be beaten. Or beeten.
Dropped while sleeping and was rumored to have a drop rate somewhere between those of the spooky hockey mask and Ultra Rares.
On his radio show (December 1, 2005), Jick announced that beets do not drop anymore and the code that dropped them has been removed.
References
The item description refers to the introduction to the book Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins which begins: "The beet is the most intense of vegetables".
