Barrrney's Barrr

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Barrrney's Barrr
Location	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
Unlocks	with Swashbuckling Getup
Min Stat	0
Combat %	80.4
ML	80 - 83
Special adventures
Clover	None
Bad Moon	?
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Barrrney's Barrr is located in the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are needed to adventure here. If accessed through use of the Last Adventure link without them, you will see this message:

You shouldn't be here.

Combat Adventures

tetchy pirate -- (edit metadata)
tetchy pirate	Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin Meat Drop: 32-48 Substat Gain: 20-21 Monster Level: 83 Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 84 Hit Points: 72 Initiative: unknown Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

toothy pirate -- (edit metadata)
toothy pirate	Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin Meat Drop: 36-54 Substat Gain: 20-21 Monster Level: 83 Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 85 Hit Points: 75 Initiative: Unknown Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

tipsy pirate -- (edit metadata)
tipsy pirate	Item Drops: bottle of rum, bottle of rum, tip jar, cocktail napkin, rum barrel charrrm Meat Drop: 36-54 Substat Gain: 20 Monster Level: 80 Moxie for No Hit*: 87 Monster Defense: 80 Hit Points: 70 Initiative: unknown Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Non-combat Adventures

The Right to Bear Arrrrms
The Right to Bear Arrrrms	Substat Gain: 60 Strongness Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler and Oxygenarian ascensions.

Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder	Substat Gain: 60 Wizardliness Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler and Oxygenarian ascensions.

Get Real
Get Real	Substat Gain: 60 Sarcasm Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler and Oxygenarian ascensions.

Voulez-vous manger avec moi?
Voulez-vous manger avec moi?	Item Drops: jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade Note: Only occurs during Oxygenarian ascensions.

A Test of Testarrrsterone
A Test of Testarrrsterone	Cheat: With Mysticality being your prime stat, gain up to 100 each Strongness, Wizardliness, Sarcasm; otherwise gain Strongness and Sarcasm. Drink up and hope for the best: Gain 3 drunkenness, and up to 300 Strongness, Wizardliness, Sarcasm. Wuss out: Gain approximately 2 times <mainstat> in Sarcasm (max 150).

That Explains All The Eyepatches

That Explains All The Eyepatches

Carefully throw the darrrt at the tarrrget: If you are a Mysticality class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Wizardliness (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Strongness and Sarcasm (max 300); otherwise, fight a tipsy pirate. Pull one over on the pirates: If you are a Moxie class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Sarcasm (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Strongness and Wizardliness (max 300); otherwise, obtain a shot of rotgut. Throw hard and hope for the best: If you are a Muscle class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Strongness (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Wizardliness and Sarcasm (max 300); otherwise, obtain a shot of rotgut.

Yes, You're a Rock Starrr

Yes, You're a Rock Starrr

Sing the high-pitched, densely harmonic "Knob Goblin Rhapsody.": Gain 2-5 of the following: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of vodka, or bottle of whiskey. Sing the ridiculously long ballad "Banana Cream Pie.": Gain 2-3 of the following: grog, monkey wrench, redrum, rum and cola, spiced rum, or strawberry daiquiri. Sing the Southern Hey Deze tune "Fiends in Low Places.": With 1 drunkenness, fight a tetchy pirate; otherwise gain ? Strongness, Wizardliness, & Sarcasm (scales with drunkenness).

You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm
You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm	Item Drops: Cap'm Caronch's Map

This Adventure Bites
This Adventure Bites	Item Drops: Orcish Frat House blueprints Note: Only occurs after the You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm adventure with Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty in inventory

Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play
Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play	Note: Only occurs after the This Adventure Bites adventure with Cap'm Caronch's dentures in inventory

Arrr You Man Enough?
Arrr You Man Enough?	Step up: Play Insult Beer Pong Back off: Nothing (no adventure loss). Note: Only occurs after the Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play adventure.