Ancient unspeakable fruitcake
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ancient unspeakable fruitcake
This is like a regular fruitcake, only really old, really dry, and consisting of eerily unidentifiable ingredients.
Actually, y'know, this is exactly like a regular fruitcake. My bad.
Type: food
Selling Price: 37 Meat.( In-game plural: ancient unspeakable fruitcakes) Obtained From
- Stores
- Chez Snootée (sometimes) (111 Meat)
- Items
- battered Crimbo Crate
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Crimboween
- Spooky Advent Calendar
When Consumed
 Ancient unspeakable fruitcake
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| You eat the ancient unspeakable fruitcake. You think you hear a sinister cackling in your stomach, but calm yourself by saying "It's just the wind... in my stomach."
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| (You gain 3 Fullness.)
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References
- Fruit cake is often looked down on as a gift. It is the butt of many jokes about its weight and taste.
- Often in movies, when someone hears a spooky noise (an evil cackle, for example) they reassure themselves that it is just the wind.
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