A Suspicious-Looking Guy

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A Suspicious-Looking Guy hangs out on the Wrong Side of the Tracks in Seaside Town. He's pushing something called "goofballs". The first one's free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 Meat more than last time.

• First Visit Per Ascension(One Time):

Hey, man. You, uh, you wanna try some goofballs? First bottle's free, man.

• Subsequent Visits:

Hey, man. You, uh, you wanna try some goofballs? Only X,000 Meat, man.

Here you go, man. If you get caught, you didn't get these from me, man.

goofballs

You acquire an item: goofballs

• When carrying a gloomy black mushroom:

Hey man. You wanna... woah! That's one heckuva gloomy black mushroom you've got there. Those things are awe-- uh, I mean, those things are highly toxic and totally bad for you. Listen, you should let me take that off your hands. Lemme swap you this oily golden mushroom for it.

The suspicious-looking guy takes your gloomy black mushroom and smiles that unsettling little smile that makes you nervous. "Sweet, man. Here ya go."

oily golden mushroom

You acquire an item: oily golden mushroom

(Only one mushroom is traded at a time.)

The suspicious-looking guy looks annoyed. He says, "Yeah, fine, whatever."

At the time of the Gray Plague, if you were infected, you could get rose-colored glasses from him.

Hey, man. You're, uh, you're looking kinda pale there, man. Here. Take these, man. They'll make everything all better.

rose-colored glasses

You acquire an item: rose-colored glasses

References

• This refers to a stereotype of drug dealers offering new users a free "sample" or "tester", hoping that the user will become addicted to the drug so that the dealer can start to charge ever-increasing amounts of money for the drugs.