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{{NeedsSpading|Is there some pattern for the yellow password, or do you have to bruteforce it?}}
[[File:speakeasy.gif|center|A Speakeasy]]

[[A Speakeasy]] is located in the [[VIP Lounge|Clan VIP Lounge]] after a [[Clan speakeasy]] has been used.

==When "Used"==
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You step into the phone booth. The phone rings, and you answer it. "Welcome, Sir/Madam," says the voice on the other end, the voice of a posh respectable gentleman. "Please consult the phone book and tell me what you'd like."

You open the book, and sure enough, it's a cocktail menu.

(You can have X more drinks from the speakeasy today.)
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{| style="margin:auto; text-align: left"
|- 
{{StoreItem|item=glass of "milk"|price=250}}
{{StoreItem|item=cup of "tea"|price=250}}
{{StoreItem|item=thermos of "whiskey"|price=250}}
{{StoreItem|item=Lucky Lindy|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Bee's Knees|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Sockdollager|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Ish Kabibble|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Hot Socks|price=5,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Phonus Balonus|price=10,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Flivver|price=20,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Sloppy Jalopy|price=100,000}}
|}
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{|
| Tell the bartender a drink password: {{Textbox}}
| {{button|Speak, Easily!|center=no}}
|}
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*''Giving a correct password:''
<center>"Very good, Sir/Madam, very good." says the voice on the other end of the phone. A panel opens and an updated "phone book" is deposited in the booth.</center>
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*''Giving an incorrect password:''
<center>"I'm quite sorry, but I'm sure I don't know what you mean." says the fancy voice, unable to conceal its fancy disappointment.</center>
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*''Attempting to unlock a drink already unlocked:''
<center>Your clan has already unlocked that drink.</center>
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*''Attempting to purchase a fourth+ drink (through URL manipulation, repeatedly clicking the button, etc.):''
<center>"<Madam>, this is a high-class establishment. I do believe you've had enough. Come back after you've... slept it off, as they say."</center>
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*''Attempting to purchase a drink when already overdrunk:''
<center>You've clearly had enough already.</center>
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*''Attempting to purchase a drink when in [[Oxygenarian]] or [[Teetotaler]]:''
<center>You don't drink, don't drink.</center>
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*''Attempting to purchase a drink when in [[KOLHS]]:''
<center>We don't serve minors here, kid. Get lost.</center>
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*''Attempting to purchase a drink without enough meat on hand:''
<center>You can't afford that.</center>
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*''Attempting to purchase an invalid drink or a drink that does not exist:''
<center>Huh?</center>

==Passwords==
*Giving a correct password unlocks the associated drink for your entire clan. Locked drinks will not appear in the menu until their password has been given.
*Giving an incorrect password disables the password entry box for 15 minutes. There is also clan-wide limit of about 100 guesses/day (needs spading).
*All passwords, except "swordfish", are specific to a particular clan.
*The password "swordfish" unlocks the [[Lucky Lindy]].
*The <span style="color:blue;">blue</span> password to unlock the [[Bee's Knees]] can be found by doing the following:
**Helping out [[Bart Ender]], who will tell you a blue clue of the form "my <relative>"
**Using a [[clockwork bartender-in-the-box]] will give you a blue clue of the form "<verb>"
**Using [[fat stacks of cash]] in combat against the [[Copperhead Club bartender]] will give you a blue clue of the form "<drink>"
**The password is then "my <relative> <verb> <drink name>" without the quotes.
*The <span style="color:yellow;">yellow</span> password to unlock the [[Sockdollager]] can be found by equipping a [[detective skull]]. The password consists of four words, separated by a blank, which the skull will randomly state in yellow during combat.
** The first word is always an adjective, but the other three ''seem'' to be in a completely random order. 
*The <span style="color:brown;">brown</span> password to unlock the [[Ish Kabibble]] can be found by summoning the Friend of Gary, whose name [[Summoning_Chamber#Where_Have_All_The_Drunkards_Gone.3F|can be learned]] by equipping [[Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet]] and adventuring in [[The Cola Wars Battlefield]] (undisguised). 
*The <span style="color:red;">red</span> password to unlock the [[Hot Socks]] can be found by [[Resting]]:
**The password is 11 characters long, all uppercase, with no repeating characters
**Each person in the clan can rarely find a single letter (shown in red) by resting
**All letters found will be in the password
**A list of all the words that qualify can be found [http://pastebin.com/QqS16Kzd here]. A tool that will tell you all possible words based on the letters found and what specific locations of those letters are known [http://noblesse-oblige.org/ezandora/red_letters_solver.html here].
**The position of a character's red letter (e.g. 4 or 7) is the same across clans (but not necessarily across ascension).
*The <span style="color:pink;">pink</span> clan-specific password to unlock the [[Phonus Balonus]] is found occasionally when collecting [[Hooch]] at the [[Around The World]] adventure in [[The Time-Twitching Tower]].
*The <span style="color:orange;">orange</span> password to unlock the [[Flivver]] is spoken by [[Hodgman, The Hoboverlord]] in orange during combat.
*The <span style="color:purple;">purple</span>, clan-specific 55-character password to unlock the [[Sloppy Jalopy]] can be found by piecing together many 5-character purple strings from {{plural|64735 scroll}}.
**By entering a clan with a fully known password, a player's string index (e.g. 1–5 or 13–17) can be found. This index is the same across clans (but not necessarily across ascension). This can reduce the number of codes needed to identify the full 55-character string.

==Drink overview==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Drink!! Potency!! Mus!! Mys!! Mox!! Adv!! Adv/drunk!! Cost!! Notes
|-
| [[glass of "milk"]]|| 1|| 87.5|| 0|| 0|| 2.5|| 2.5|| 250||
|-
| [[Cup of "tea"]]|| 1|| 0|| 87.5|| 0|| 2.5|| 2.5|| 250||
|-
| [[thermos of "whiskey"]]|| 1|| 0|| 0|| 87.5|| 2.5|| 2.5|| 250||
|-
| [[Lucky Lindy]]|| 1|| 0|| 0|| 0|| 3|| 2|| 500|| Gives semi-rare number
|-
| [[Bee's Knees]]|| 2|| 15|| 15|| 15|| 7|| 3.5|| 500|| Gives effect [[On the Trolley]] (+100% all stats).
|-
| [[Sockdollager]]|| 2|| 0|| 0|| 0|| 7|| 3.5|| 500|| Gives effect [[In a Lather]] (increases weapon and spell damage).
|-
| [[Ish Kabibble]]|| 2|| 0|| 0|| 0|| 7|| 3.5|| 500|| Gives effect [[Feeling No Pain]] (increases damage and elemental resistance).
|-
| [[Hot Socks]]|| 3|| 0|| 0|| 0|| 12|| 4|| 5000|| Gives effect [[Hip to the Jive]] (increases familiar weight and experience gain).
|-
| [[Phonus Balonus]]|| 3|| 0|| 0|| 0|| 12|| 4|| 10000|| Grants 5 pvp fights in addition to the adventure gain.
|-
| [[Flivver]]|| 2|| 15|| 15|| 15|| 12.5|| 6.25|| 20000|| Grants 50-90 [[Mana Points]].
|-
| [[Sloppy Jalopy]]|| 5|| 30|| 30|| 30|| 20|| 4|| 100000|| Gives the skill [[Hollow Leg]] (+1 maximum drunkenness).
|}

==Notes==
*You cannot consume more than 3 Speakeasy drinks in a single day.
*Drinking a Speakeasy drink through a [[Schrödinger's thermos]] will not count against your limit of 3 drinks per day.

==History==
*Drinks bought from a Speakeasy didn't show up in your [[consumption history]] during the first weeks after implementation. During the radio show on July 17, 2014 the Asymmetric team briefly expressed their surprise about this and it was fixed around the 20th of July 2014.

[[Category:VIP Lounge Furnishings|Speakeasy, A]]