Zombie hippy
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 You're fighting a zombie hippyThis zombie shuffles towards you with a dazed look in its eyes. Its clothes are ragged and torn, it's caked with filth, and smells terrible. Since that's all pretty much par for the course for a hippy, you're not entirely certain that it's a zombie at all. That's not going to stop you beating the stuffing out of it, of course.
Hit Message(s):
The combined stench of decaying flesh and patchouli delivers a powerful one-two punch to your sinuses. Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
He catches you in the arm with a rotting yeti protest sign. You feel pain and jealousy. Ow! Argh! Oof! Ow! Ugh!
He wails "Grrrrraaaiiinnnss" and bites you on the skull. Ugh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
He starts to gnaw on your skull, then remembers he's a vegan.
He holds up a sign:
"What do we want?"
BRAAAAAAAAINS
"When do we want it?"
BRAAAAAAAAINS
He starts to attack you, but you distract him with a brain made of tofu.
Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.
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