Zombie frat boy

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You're fighting a zombie frat boy

What's the difference between a frat boy and a zombie frat boy?

Well, one's sluggish, has limited mental capacity, and is prone to random violence, and the other one's a reanimated corpse.

Yup, bra, this is one frat boy who has cheated on his last standardized test.

Hit Message(s):

Meat	You gain 25-35 Meat.

bottle of tequila

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (? chance)*

bottle of vodka

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (? chance)*

deodorant

You acquire an item: deodorant (? chance)*

homoerotic frat-paddle

You acquire an item: homoerotic frat-paddle (? chance)*

ice-cold Sir Schlitz

You acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz (? chance)*

zombie pineal gland

You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*

Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.

References

• The hit text "He lurches toward you and smacks you down. Then up. Then back down" is derived from an episode of The Simpsons (Season 14, episode 302) in which Tony Hawk tells Homer, "You're going down, Homer. Then up. Then down. Then back up again. That's how the game is played."
• The hit message 'misty, water-colored memories' is a reference to Barbara Streisand's song "The Way We Were".