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Zombie chef

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Zombie chef
Location The Haunted Kitchen
Hitpoints 4
Attack 5
Defense 5
Initiative 5
Meat 6-8
Element None
Physical None
Drops
bottle of cooking sherry, chef's hat, fricasseed brains, stale baguette
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zombie chef You're fighting a zombie chef

I know what you're thinking: "Zombie chef, eh? I bet he only knows how to cook brains." Well, Mr. or Ms. Smartypants, I'll have you know that this particular zombie chef was awarded the DiplĂ´me de Cuisine from Le Cordon Bleu Academie of Loathing, and he is a master of all manner of gourmet delicacies. The fact that everything he serves is brains is a complete coincidence.

Hit Message(s):

He gives your <skull> a gouda scrape with a cheese grater. Edam it! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He cooks you up a large helping of brutality, with a side-order of pain. And a parsley garnish. Argh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to attack you with a cheese grater, but you stun him with a terrible pun about gorgonzola.

Fumble Message:

He starts to serve you up with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti, but you point out how totally overused that reference is. He gets a little miffed.

MeatYou gain 6-8 Meat.
Beerbottle.gifImage:beerbottle.gifbottle of cooking sherryYou acquire an item: bottle of cooking sherry (30.5% chance)*
Chefhat.gifImage:chefhat.gifchef's hatYou acquire an item: chef's hat (5.2% chance)*
Chorizo.gifImage:chorizo.giffricasseed brainsYou acquire an item: fricasseed brains (20.1% chance)*
Baguette.gifImage:baguette.gifstale baguetteYou acquire an item: stale baguette (30.8% chance)*
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs at The Haunted Kitchen.

References

  • In the film The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Lecter mentions that he once ate the liver of a census taker "with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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