Zombie apathetic lizardman
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 You're fighting an zombie apathetic lizardmanWow, this zombie is even more slow-moving and passive than your average zombie. If it weren't standing upright and occasionally blinking, you'd think it was just a regular-old lizardman corpse.
Hit Message(s):
It kinda-sorta slashes your skull with its decomposing claws. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Eek!
It kind of half-assedly rips off your arm and starts eating it. Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow!
It sorta, y'know, spears your skull and eats your brrraaaiins. Or something. Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ow!
Hitting the lizardman makes you feel sort of... sort of... eh, whatever.
Miss Message(s):
It sorta-kinda tries to rip out your intestines, but you're much more interested in having them stay in your body than it is in ripping them out.
It makes a half-assed attempt to eat your brrraaiins, but you make a three-quarter-assed attempt to block.
It half-assedly tries to spear your skull with a fang, but the fang snaps out of its decomposing fang-sockets. Er, gums, I guess. Whatever.
Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.
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