Zombie N00b
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 You're fighting a Zombie N00bThis is a l4mz0r n00b who has been turned into a zombie. Or maybe a z0mb!3. It hasn't been a zombie very long and keeps asking stupid questions, like "am I supposed to eat this guy's brains, or tear out his intestines?" and "am I supposed to shamble around slowly or run around like a demon?"
Hit Message(s):
He goes all "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" on you and gnaws on your skull. Ow! Argh! Argh! Ow! Ugh!
He somehow manages to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist. Beginner's luck. Argh! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
He omfgwtbrrraaaiiins you in the <thigh>. Argh! Eek! Eek! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to go all "Super Brrraaaiiyan" on you, but it's more like Supersize Fries.
He tries to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist, but has to stop to read the Zombie Instruction Manual.
He tries to omfgwtbrrraaaiins you, but you lol and dta.
Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.
References
- "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" is a play on "Super Saiyan", from the anime/manga Dragon Ball Z.
- The description may be referring to Urban Dead, a browser based game set in a zombie infected town. New players are often killed and turned into zombies.
- The description may also be referring to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead and remake. The former featured slow, shambling zombies, whereas they were considerably faster in the revised version.
- 'dta' means 'dodge the attack'.
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