Zombie N00b
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 You're fighting a Zombie N00bThis is a l4mz0r n00b who has been turned into a zombie. Or maybe a z0mb!3. It hasn't been a zombie very long and keeps asking stupid questions, like "am I supposed to eat this guy's brains, or tear out his intestines?" and "am I supposed to shamble around slowly or run around like a demon?"
Hit Message(s):
He goes all "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" on you and gnaws on your skull. Eek! Oof! Eek! Argh! Ouch!
He somehow manages to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist. Beginner's luck. Ow! Eek! Ooh! Oof! Eek!
He omfgwtbrrraaaiiins you in the <neck>. Ugh! Oof! Argh! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to go all "Super Brrraaaiiyan" on you, but it's more like Supersize Fries.
He tries to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist, but has to stop to read the Zombie Instruction Manual.
He tries to omfgwtbrrraaaiins you, but you lol and dta.
 | You gain 27-28 Meat. |
Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.
[edit] References
- "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" is a play on "Super Saiyan", from the anime/manga Dragon Ball Z.
- The description may be referring to Urban Dead, a browser based game set in a zombie infected town. New players are often killed and turned into zombies.
- The description may also be referring to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead and remake. The former featured slow, shambling zombies, whereas they were considerably faster in the revised version.
- 'dta' means 'dodge the attack'.
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