Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
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 You're fighting a Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant ChefThis little Knob Goblin was studying to become a chef before he wound up dead and zombified. Now the only dish he wants to prepare is a delicate brrraaiiins soufflé, garnished with brraaiins sauce and served with a side of fried brrraaiins.
Hit Message(s):
He lurches toward you and exhales forcefully. The scent of rotting meat and curdled hollandaise chokes you. Ow!
He cracks open your skull with his tongs and gnaws on your brraiiiins. You feel the urge to listen to country music. Eek!
He beats you with his red-hot tongs. You kind of wish he'd just eat your brrraains and get it over with. Argh!
Miss Message(s):
He lurches toward you, but your stomach lurches and you lurch backwards even faster.
He smacks you in the skull with his tongs, but you're too thickheaded to feel it. Numbskull.
He swings his red-hot tongs at you, but you dodge those tong, tong, tong, tong tongs.
Occurred at Market Square, 28 Days Later.
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