Zombie Goth Giant
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 You're fighting a Zombie Goth GiantThis is a goth giant who has finally gotten his fondest wish. He's now the only goth in the Kingdom who can legitimately wear an "I'm so goth, I'm dead" shirt from Warm Subject. Unfortunately, he can still write crappy poetry, because "rain" rhymes with "brrraaains."
Hit Message(s):
He rips off one of his arms and beats you with it, then writes a poem about how he misses his arm and brrraaaains. Eek! Eek! Ouch! Eek! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!
The pain in his soul is only equal to the pain in your brrrrraaains after he gnaws on them. (The pain in your brrrrraaaains stays mainly in your braaaaaainns.) Oof! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Eek! Argh! Eek!
He gives you a vicious headbutt, denting your skull and smearing white makeup and corpse-fluid all over your forehead. Ewww and owww. Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
He viciously and thoroughly applies white makeup to your entire face. What is it about white and zombies? Anyway, it doesn't hurt anything but your pride.
He rips off one of his legs to beat you with, but then falls over. Then he writes a poem about how his rubber bondage pants don't fit right, anymore.
The pain in his soul is to great for him to even contemplate eating your brrraaains.
Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.
References
- "The pain in your brrrrraaaains stays mainly in your braaaaaainns," is a parody of the diction exercise "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain," made famous by the play Pygmalion and its musical adaptation My Fair Lady.
- "What is it about white and zombies?" refers to the band White Zombie.
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