Zombie Clown
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 You're fighting a Zombie ClownAIEEE! Ah! Gah! Sweet merciful God, no! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hit Message(s):
It kicks you in the <nipple> with its rotting clown shoes. Eek! Oof! Ouch! Ouch!
It bites into your skull and gnaws on your brrraaains. You forget who killed your wife and start walking backwards. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
It squirts acid at you from a moldering flower. Well, maybe it's not acid, but any fluid coming out of a zombie body is going to burn a little. Ow! Argh! Eek! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
It gnashes its teeth at your skull, but you're too busy fleeing in terror to stop and get your brrraaaains eaten.
It squirts acid (or some similar fluid) at you, but you're too busy fleeing in terror to get hit.
It tries to kick you, but its giant shoes fall apart at the seams.
Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.
References
- The attack message regarding forgetting who killed your wife and walking backwards is a reference to the film Memento, which has the scenes out of order to emphasize the confusion of the main character, who has suffered hippocampal damage limiting his ability to make new memories.
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