Zim Merman's guitar
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Zim Merman's guitar
This is the guitar once played by Zim Merman, the mumblin', stumblin', folk-singin' hero of the hippy army. It's a really, really nice guitar, what with the inlaid mother-of-pearl neck, and the solid mahogany bridge, and the solid gold tuning knobs, and the nice lady.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Power: 200
Moxie Required: 85
Cannot be discarded Enchantment:
Ranged Damage +20 ( In-game plural: Zim Merman's guitars) Obtained From
- The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
- Zim Merman
Messages
You play a wincingly off-key tune on Zim Merman's guitar, shouting "How does it FEEL?" Apparently, it feels like X damage. BAM! WHAMMO! WHAMMO!
You play a tune on your guitar, just like a woman. It breaks just like a little girl, taking X damage. KERBLAM! BAM! SPLAT!
You strum the guitar and sing twenty verses about an obscure 1960's cult icon. It takes X points' worth of confusion. KAPOW! BONK! BAM!
You say, "look out kid, you're gonna get hit," and hit it with a tune from your guitar. Well, you did warn it. POW! KAPOW! BARF!
Notes
- When first rolled out, this could not be used on the stone mariachi. This was eventually fixed by Jick as a minor update.
- Having this item, or any other guitar, and Elvish sunglasses equipped enables the wielder to use the "Play a Guitar Solo" ability once per combat.
References
- The name and description refer to folk singer Bob Dylan, born Robert Allen Zimmerman.
- "And the nice lady" is a reference to comedian Jerry Lewis.
- The first, second, and fourth combat messages are references to the Bob Dylan songs "Like a Rolling Stone," "Just Like a Woman," and "Subterranean Homesick Blues," respectively.
- The third combat message may be a reference to the song "Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands," by Bob Dylan.
See Also
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