X-fingered Shop Teacher
|X-fingered Shop Teacher|
|Locations||Shop Class (semi-rarely)|
Mr. Jenkins has been teaching Shop Class at KOLHS for generations now, and he was old and crotchety when he started. His many horrific scars should serve as inspiration for his students to be more careful around the maim-tastic equipment in the class. But, of course, they don't, because kids these days, am I right?
He grabs a crescent wrench and leaves a crescent-shaped bruise on your <bung>. Eek! Ooh! Argh!
He grabs a screwdriver and tries to unscrew your throat. Eek! Ouch! Ow!
He attacks you with a tack hammer. Thank god it wasn't a ball peen hammer. Argh! Ow! Ugh!
He grabs a hammer, and notes how the top of your head now looks like a nail. Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
He grabs a jigsaw and does his best to turn you into a puzzle. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!
He picks up a staple gun and treats you like an inter-office memo. Eek! Ow! Ugh!
He pulls out some superglue and some C-clamps. After a few busy and unpleasant minutes, he's succeeded in semi-permanently affixing your hands to your eyebrows. Eek! Argh! Ugh!
He grabs a crescent wrench, but can't turn the little dial at the bottom fast enough to pinch you with it.
He grabs a screwdriver to stab you with, but you claim to be a Phillips stabbee and he's only got a standard screwdriver.
He tries to attack you with a tack hammer, but is too hammered and tacks the wrong direction.
He tries to nail you with a hammer, but is too hammered to nail the blow.
He tries to jigsaw you, but you dance a jig so fast he can't land a hit.
He tries to staple you with a staple gun, but it's out of staples.
He stops to refill his "coffee" mug with the flask full of "coffee" he keeps in the bottom drawer of his desk. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: jigsaw blade (100% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: wood screw (100% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: balsa plank (100% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: blob of wood glue (100% chance)*|
|You gain ? <substat>.|
- The X in the name is a number equal to 11 minus the number of times you have beaten him across ascensions. Beating a 1-fingered Shop Teacher entitles you to the Eleven Down, None to Go trophy and changes the X to "No". Beating him more than 11 times leaves the X at "No".
- This monster scales to your stats, plus +ML, plus 6. Gives 100 bonus substats.