X-32-F Combat Training Snowman

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X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Monster ID
Locations The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Hit Points  ?
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements cold
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, torso
Drops
refreshedit data
Head: This makes the snowman more relatable as an opponent.
Dual Icicle Knives: Deals Cold damage each round.
Base: This part stops the functional parts of the snowman from touching the ground.
 You're fighting the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman

The snowman's head speaks: "You'll never defeat me with a puny jab such as yours!"
or
The snowman's head speaks: "To defeat me you must fly like the turtle!"
or
The snowman's head speaks: "You must have mastery over your own neck if you ever wish to defeat me."
or
The snowman's head speaks: "I will savage your <skull> like the mighty horse!"
or
The snowman's head speaks: "Defend your bicep!"
or
The snowman's head speaks: "You will never survive my monkey jab!"
or
The snowman's head speaks: "I'm going to uppercut you so hard, you'll land in Tibet!"


After Combat

You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at The Snojo.

Notes

  • Your first 10 wins against the snowman per day do not cost an adventure. Losing or running away do, though.
  • The snowman resets each day.
  • You may set the snowman's mode at its control console. The three stat modes grant item drops, while Tournament mode allows you to compete against other players on a daily leaderboard, visible in The Snojo.
  • After ascension, attempting to fight a snowman prior to using the console directs you to Is This Thing On? (No.)

Items

  • Item drops are determined by the total number of free fights won in the current mode. The number of fights is tracked separately for each mode.
  • After every 7 free fights (in Muscle, Mysticality or Moxie modes), the snowman drops consumables:
on Muscle mode:
The snowman says "You must keep up your strength, my student. Try these herbs."
Iceherbs.gifYou acquire an item: ancient medicinal herbs
or, if on Mysticality mode:
The snowman says "You must keep up your strength, my student. Try this rice."
Icerice.gifYou acquire an item: ice rice
or, if on Moxie mode:
The snowman says "You are too uptight, my student. Try this wine."
Icewine.gifYou acquire an item: iced plum wine
  • After the 11th free fight (in Muscle, Mysticality or Moxie modes), the snowman drops a piece of equipment:
The snowman says "Very good. Now try fighting me again, while wearing this."
A piece of equipment falls out of a slot on the snowman's base.
on Muscle mode:
Trainingbelt.gifYou acquire an item: training belt
or, if on Mysticality mode:
Trainingwarmers.gifYou acquire an item: training legwarmers
or, if on Moxie mode:
Traininghelmet.gifYou acquire an item: training helmet
  • After 50 free fights (in Muscle, Mysticality or Moxie modes), the snowman drops a skill scroll. Only one of each type can be received each ascension:
The snowman says "You are ready, my student, to move to the next level." A scroll emerges from a slot on the snowman's base.
on Muscle mode:
Wosp scroll i.gifYou acquire an item: training scroll: Shattering Punch
or, if on Mysticality mode:
Wosp scroll i.gifYou acquire an item: training scroll: Snokebomb
or, if on Moxie mode:
Wosp scroll i.gifYou acquire an item: training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
Muscle mode Mysticality mode Moxie mode
7th win
and every 7 wins thereafter
ancient medicinal herbs ice rice iced plum wine
11th win training belt training legwarmers training helmet
50th win training scroll: Shattering Punch training scroll: Snokebomb training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique

Body parts

The snowman begins each day with a head, base, and one body section. Each time you win against the snowman, another body section is added to the stack for the next fight, giving the snowman increased stats and special abilities. These remain fairly consistent each time you fight the snowman that day, but are reset at rollover. The snowman for tournament mode is different from the one for muscle, mystically or moxie modes.

  • However, when using Muscle, Mysticality, or Moxie modes, some of the body parts switch with each other. These include:
    • Blood Extractor, Cattle Prod, Rapid-Fire Dart Battery
    • Lullaby Emitter, Hypnoball, Malfunctioning Tonsorial Rig
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The rest of the hit messages. There is, of course, more than one per snowman part.
Part Image Effect
Head Head.png This makes the snowman more relatable as an opponent.
Rocket Booster Fastermaker.png Gives the snowman 30% Combat Initiative.
Ice Ball Hpbeefer.png Increases the snowman's Maximum HP.
Giant Boulder Defbeefer.png Increases the snowman's Defense.
Huge Snowball Statlimiter.png Limits all stats to 200 (Effect: Snowballed)
You are intimidated by the snowman's huge snowball.
Snowball.gifYou acquire an effect: Snowballed
(duration: 1 Adventure)
Blood Vacuum Hpdebuffer.png Reduces your Maximum HP by 50% at the beginning of the fight. (Effect: Half-Blooded)
The hose from the snowman's blood vacuum attaches to your belly button and sucks out half of your blood.
Moon3.gifYou acquire an effect: Half-Blooded
(duration: 1 Adventure)
Tesla Accumulator Mpdebuffer.png Reduces your Maximum MP by 50% at the beginning of the fight. (Effect: Half-Drained)
The snowman's Tesla Accumulator hums loudly as it wirelessly extracts half of the MP from your body.
Lightning.gifYou acquire an effect: Half-Drained
(duration: 1 Adventure)
Spring-Loaded Boxing Gloves Statsdebuffer.png Reduces your stats by 100 at the beginning of the fight. (Effect: Bruised)
The snowman beats every inch of you with its spring-loaded boxing gloves.
Boxinggloves.gifYou acquire an effect: Bruised
(duration: 1 Adventure)
Lullaby Emitter Musdebuffer.png Reduces your Muscle by 50% at the beginning of the fight. (Effect: Relaxed Muscles, multiple parts stack)
The snowman plays a relaxing lullaby in your general direction.
Notes.gifYou acquire an effect: Relaxed Muscles
(duration: 1 Adventure)
Hypnoball Magdebuffer.png Reduces your Mysticality by 50% at the beginning of the fight. (Effect: Hypnotized, multiple parts stack)
The snowman hypnotizes you with swirling spirals!
Spiral.gifYou acquire an effect: Hypnotized
(duration: 1 Adventure)
Malfunctioning Tonsorial Rig Moxdebuffer.png Reduces your Moxie by 50% at the beginning of the fight. (Effect: Bad Haircut, multiple parts stack)
The snowman's malfunctioning tonsorial rig gives you a terrible haircut.
Comb.gifYou acquire an effect: Bad Haircut
(duration: 1 Adventure)
Reinforced Wooden Ball Delevelresistor.png Gives the snowman 75% resistance to deleveling.
Auto-Gyro Staggerresistor.png Makes the snowman immune to staggering.
Undaunted, the snowman continues to function normally.
Atomic Batteries Stunresistor.png Makes the snowman immune to stunning.
Undaunted, the snowman continues to function normally.
Tennis Racket Combatitemblocker.png Prevents you from using combat items.
Bullwhip and Chair Familiarblocker.png Prevents your familiar from acting.
Chrome Plate Spellarmor.png Gives the snowman 10% resistance to spells.
Reinforced Steel Ball Physarmor.png Gives the snowman 10% resistance to Physical damage.
Asbestos Scarf Coldresistor.png Gives the snowman 50% resistance to Cold damage.
Space Heater Hotresistor.png Gives the snowman 50% resistance to Hot damage.
Censor Bar Sleazeresistor.png Gives the snowman 50% resistance to Sleaze damage.
Opaque Sunglasses Spookyresistor.png Gives the snowman 50% resistance to Spooky damage.
Stainless Steel Carrot Stenchresistor.png Gives the snowman 50% resistance to Stench damage.
Precision Manipulation Chassis Penetrator.png Lets the snowman penetrate 50 points of Damage Absorption.
Industrial Snow Machine Coldpenetrator.png Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Cold Resistance.
Omnidirectional Blowtorch Assembly Hotpenetrator.png Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Hot Resistance.
X-Ray Specs Sleazepenetrator.png Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Sleaze Resistance.
Evil Eye Spookypenetrator.png Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Spooky Resistance.
Jumbo Air Freshener Stenchpenetrator.png Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Stench Resistance.
Targeting Computer Damincreaser.png Increases the damage of the snowman's attacks.
High-Speed Broom Physdamager.png Deals Physical damage each round.
The snowman uses his high-speed broom to literally sweep you off your feet.

The snowman uses his broom to sweep all the skin off of your <head>.
The snowman uses his broom to pummel you mercilessly. Frankly, I think that's the only way he knows how to pummel someone.
The snowman whaps you in the <face> with his broom several times.
The snowman hits you with his broom. It must be sweeps week.

The snowman whips his broom around, hitting you in the back of the <ankle>.
HPYou lose some hit points.
Blood Extractor Hpdrainer.png Drains your HP and heals the snowman each round.
Your <face> shrivels up as the snowman steals all the blood out of it for himself.

The snowman drains some of your blood and squirts it into himself, making a big gross red spot.
The snowman stabs you with a hypodermic needle and steals some of your blood. I'm not sure how human blood helps a snowman, but...
The snowman sucks some of your blood out with a needle, and squirts it on himself like a gross meat-flavored snocone.
The snowman syringes a bunch of blood out of your <giblets> and injects it into himself.

HPYou lose some hit points.
Hp1.gifEnemy regains some HP
Cattle Prod Mpzapper.png Deals physical damage and drains some of your MP each round.
The snowman jabs you with a cattle prod, which is not a traditional kung-fu weapon but what are you going to do about it?
The snowman electrocutes your <eye> with his cattle prod.
The snowman prods you with his cattle poke. Wait... well, whatever.
The snowman's cattle prod sends like a bazillion volts right into your <kidney>.
The snowman thinks your <eye> is cute. Electro-cute.
HPYou lose some hit points.
MPYou lose some Mana Points.
Rapid-Fire Dart Battery Dartgun.png Deals multiple sources of Physical damage each round.
The snowman shoots you in the <nipple> with a dart. How annoying!

"Pew pew!" says the snowman, as he shoots you with one of his darts.
The snowman walks up to you, pulls a dart out of his dart battery, and stabs you in the <groin> with it.
The snowman shoots a dart at you, and it hits you in <place>. No, wait, I read that wrong. The <throat>.
Hey, look! There's a dart sticking out of your <knee>!
A dart flies out of the snowman's battery and hits you in the <eye>!
A dart flies out of the snowman's dart battery and skewers your <throat>.
You should probably do something about that dart in your <calf>.
The snowman draws a little bullseye on your <bung> and shoots a dart at it.
The snowman launches a dart at your <skull>, and pops it.

Oops! Dart in your <lower back>!
HPYou lose some hit points.
Dual Icicle Knives Colddamager.png Deals Cold damage each round.
The snowman sticks an icicle right in your <ankle> and it's really cold and not fun at all.

The snowman pokes you several times with his icicle knives, in an unpleasant fashion.
The snowman stabs you in the <elbow> with an icicle, and your <bung> freezes and falls off.
The snowman stabs you in the <shins> with an icicle, and now your <head> is so cold, so very cold.
The snowman stabs you with an icicle, and your <forehead> shatters. You should've been wearing your <forehead>-mittens.

The snowman slices you up with his icicle knives. Well, not really 'slices', because they don't have cutting edges, but I'm trying not to use 'stabs' in every single one of these messages.
HPYou lose some hit points. (cold damage)
Professional-Strength Hair Dryer Hotdamager.png Deals Hot damage each round.
The snowman blasts you with a very large and (fortunately for him) very precise hairdryer.

The snowman blasts you with a giant hairdryer, held at arm's length.
The snowman uses his giant hairdryer to give you a permanent. A permanent third-degree burn on your <lower back>.
The snowman blasts a professional-strength hairdryer at your <arse>, which begins to melt.

The snowman points a giant hairdryer at you, and the smell of delicious frying bacon fills the room. Oh wait...
HPYou lose some hit points. (hot damage)
Creepy Shrunken Head Spookydamager.png Deals Spooky damage each round.
Something taps you on the shoulder, and when you look around, the snowman's spooky shrunken head is RIGHT THERE. Aah!

The snowman bonks you in the <elbow> with his spooky shrunken head.
The snowman's shrunken head makes a noise like a <animal> being strangled. Brr.
The snowman's spooky shrunken head steals part of your soul! Or something!
The snowman's spooky shrunken head stares into your eyes. You feel ill.

The snowman's spooky shrunken head bites you on the <nipple>!
HPYou lose some hit points. (spooky damage)
Grease Bucket Sleazedamager.png Deals Sleaze damage each round.
The snowman pours rancid grease on your <foot>.

The snowman grabs your <head> and dunks it in lukewarm grease.
The snowman dribbles lukewarm grease across your <face>.
The snowman slowly rubs his grease-bucket against your <nipple>.

The snowman dumps his bucket of rancid grease all over you. Don't worry though, he's got another one.
HPYou lose some hit points. (sleaze damage)
Dual Garbage Bags Stenchdamager.png Deals Stench damage each round.
The snowman pummels you mercilessly with his disgusting garbage bags.

The snowman knocks you to the ground with a sack of stinking trash.
The snowman smashes you right in the <nipple> with a bag of smelly garbage!
The snowman catches your <ear> between his filthy garbage bags!
The snowman waves a bag of stinking garbage right under your <solar plexus>!

The snowman crushes you between two bags of stinking garbage!
HPYou lose some hit points. (stench damage)
Base Base.png This part stops the functional parts of the snowman from touching the ground.