World's smallest violin
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world's smallest violin
This is a freakishly tiny violin, even if you're the kind of person who has seen a lot of smaller-than-average instruments (heh, heh). Pygmy Headhunters use this to unwind at the end of a long day, but you can use it to express sarcastic pity.
Type: ranged weapon (1-handed violin)
Power: 150
Moxie Required: 60
Selling Price: 210 Meat.Enchantment:
Ranged Damage +5
+5% Meat from Monsters
+5 to Monster Level ( In-game plural: world's smallest violins) Obtained From
- Ruins
- pygmy headhunter
Messages
You hold the violin gingerly on your thumb and play it with your forefinger, eliciting a shrieking, piercing note that does X damage. SOCKO! BARF! BOOF!
You play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on your violin. A nearby swarm of bees flies over and stings <it> for X damage. BOINK! BOOF! WHAM!
You play a piercing tune on your tiny violin, feeling like a giant Sherlock Holmes and doing X damage. POW! WHAM! BONK!
Violin, lin, lin. Violin, lin, lin. Hits for X damage, mage, mage, ooooooooh! WHAM! WHAM! BOINK!
References
- The "sarcastic pity" part of the description refers to a common cliche where a person rubs their thumb and forefinger together, claiming that they are playing the "world's smallest violin" for someone in distress.
- The "Violin, lin, lin" hit message is a reference to the They Might Be Giants song "Violin."
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