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This is a wiffle-ball bat with a plastic chain on the end of it. On the other end of the plastic chain is a wiffle-ball. This would be handy to have if you run into any Sheriffs' daughters.

Type: weapon (2-handed flail)
Damage: 8 - 15
Muscle Required: 22
Selling Price: 80 Meat.

Mysticality +3
Muscle +2
Combat Initiative +20%

(In-game plural: wiffle-flails)
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Item number: 1710
Description ID: 731273573
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Hammer.gif big stick meat stack  
Hammer.gif basic meat staff bubblewrap ore  
Hammer.gif bubblewrap staff baseball
Equals.gif wiffle-flail


You smack <it> like this, you smack <it> like that, you smack <it> with your wiffle-ball flail. ZOT! POW! SPLAT!
You swing your wiffle-flail. The wiffle-ball flies erratically and smacks <it> for X damage. WHAMMO! KAPOW! BAM!
You waffle on whether to wiffle, then decide you will and hit for X damage. KAPOW! SPLAT! BOINK!
You whip the wiffle flail at <it>, smacking <it> right between the eyes for X damage. KERBLAM! BOINK! BAM!
You whirl the wiffle-flail around your head, then whip <it> with it for X damage. BOINK! WHACK! BONK!


  • The Sheriff's daughter in the description is a reference to a line in the Beastie Boys song, "Paul Revere": "The Sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat".

See Also


TOP 10 wiffle-flail collections
1. Phantax - 586 | 2. TaDfG - 385 | 3. Pastahead - 229 | 4. Artie Effham - 150 | 5. Cosmosis Kwik - 138
6. Glsbnewt1 - 113 | 7. Nikademus - 94 | 8. TheFatMan - 53 | 9. JK47 - 52 | 10. Khronos - 35
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings