Wiffle-flail
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wiffle-flail
This is a wiffle-ball bat with a plastic chain on the end of it. On the other end of the plastic chain is a wiffle-ball. This would be handy to have if you run into any Sheriffs' daughters.
Type: weapon (2-handed flail)
Power: 75
Muscle Required: 22
Selling Price: 80 Meat.Enchantment:
Mysticality +3
Muscle +2
Combat Initiative +20% ( In-game plural: wiffle-flails) Recipe
Messages
You smack <it> like this, you smack <it> like that, you smack <it> with your wiffle-ball flail. KERBLAM! WHACK! BONK!
You swing your wiffle-flail. The wiffle-ball flies erratically and smacks <it> for X damage. WHACK! BAM! KAPOW!
You waffle on whether to wiffle, then decide you will and hit for X damage. BAM! BARF! POW!
You whip the wiffle flail at <it>, smacking <it> right between the eyes for X damage. BOOF! BIFF! BONK!
You whirl the wiffle-flail around your head, then whip <it> with it for X damage. WHACK! WHAMMO! ZOT!
References
- The Sheriff's daughter in the description is a reference to a line in the Beastie Boys song, "Paul Revere": "The Sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat".
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