This is a wiffle-ball bat with a plastic chain on the end of it. On the other end of the plastic chain is a wiffle-ball. This would be handy to have if you run into any Sheriffs' daughters.
(In-game plural: wiffle-flails)
|big stick||meat stack|
|basic meat staff||bubblewrap ore|
You smack <it> like this, you smack <it> like that, you smack <it> with your wiffle-ball flail. BOOF! WHAM! WHAMMO!
You swing your wiffle-flail. The wiffle-ball flies erratically and smacks <it> for X damage. WHAMMO! ZAP! KERBLAM!
You waffle on whether to wiffle, then decide you will and hit for X damage. BAM! KAPOW! SMACK!
You whip the wiffle flail at <it>, smacking <it> right between the eyes for X damage. BOOF! SOCKO! BOINK!
You whirl the wiffle-flail around your head, then whip <it> with it for X damage. BOINK! BAM! BARF!
- The Sheriff's daughter in the description is a reference to a line in the Beastie Boys song, "Paul Revere": "The Sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat".
|TOP 10 wiffle-flail collections|
6. Glsbnewt1 - 113 | 7. Nikademus - 94 | 8. TheFatMan - 53 | 9. JK47 - 52 | 10. Khronos - 35
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings