Whitey's Grove

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Whitey's Grove

Location	The Distant Woods
Unlocks	After receiving the White Citadel Quest (35 main stat) or talking to Mr. Alarm
Min Stat	34
Combat %	75.6
ML	35 - 38
Special adventures
Clover	none
Semi-rare	Monty of County Crisco
Bad Moon	A White Lie
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Whitey's Grove is an adventure location in The Distant Woods, but is only accessible after you get the White Citadel Quest from your guild, or talking to Mr. Alarm during the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Though you initially believe you're ready to take on all of the White stuff in this grove, the nearer you get, the yellower you become. Try again later.

(You must have at least 34 $Stat to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

Knight in White Satin -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: white satin pants, white sword, white satin shield, white lint^b Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 38 • Substat Gain: 9.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 48 Monster Defense: 33 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

white chocolate golem -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: white chocolate chips, mother's secret recipe^p Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 37 • Substat Gain: 9.25 • Moxie for No Hit:* 47 Monster Defense: 33 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

white lion -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: catgut, lion oil Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 36 • Substat Gain: 9 • Moxie for No Hit:* 46 Monster Defense: 32 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

whitesnake -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bird rib, white snake skin Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 35 • Substat Gain: 8.75 • Moxie for No Hit:* 45 Monster Defense: 31 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

Don't Fence Me In
	Whitewash the fence: Gain 20-30 Fortitude. Steal the fence: white picket fence Jump the fence: piece of wedding cake and white rice (sometimes)

The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
	Show him some moves: Gain 20-30 Chutzpah. Show him a good time: 3 boxes of wine Show him how easy it is to steal all his stuff: mullet wig

Rapido!
	Steer for the cave: Gain 21-30 Enchantedness Steer for the trees: 3 jars of white lightning Steer for the laundromat: white collar

Hack to the Future
	Item Drops: white hat hacker T-shirt Note: Will not occur without having Torso Awaregness.

It's A Sign!
	Note: Unlocks The Road to the White Citadel. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Will not occur without having unlocked the White Citadel Quest

Gannongast, the White Wizard
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Gannongast, the White Wizard
	Item Drops: white wine vinaigrette Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Monty of County Crisco
	Item Drops: bag of lard Note: A semi-rare adventure.

Duel Nature
	Item Drops: dueling turtle Note: The turtle drops only with a turtling rod equipped. Note: This adventure is triggered only with the Eau de Tortue effect, and does not cost an adventure.