What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?

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What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?

As you enter the Hippy Camp, you hear a quiet "Pssst... Pssst..." coming from one of the tents.

You go inside, and see a ferret in a cage.

"Hey, man. I hate my filthy hippy owner, but despite all my rage, I can't get out of here. Set me free, and I'll let you steal his stuff..."

You're only too happy to oblige.

jug-o-magicalness

You acquire an item: jug-o-magicalness

secret blend of herbs and spices

You acquire an item: secret blend of herbs and spices

wad of tofu

You acquire an item: wad of tofu

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (in disguise).

References

• The name of this adventure seems to be a combination of two Monty Python sketches. One is a sketch where a young couple are unwantedly visited by their obnoxious neighbors. At one time the neighbor husband tells the joke "What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!". The other sketch would be the perennial favourite Dead Parrot sketch, where both a parrot and a cage is present.
• The adventure text refers to a classic "opinion" article from The Onion ("I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippie Owner" by Thunder the Ferret) and a lyric from "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins: "Despite all my rage / I am still just a rat in a cage."